'TO That Could Have Been' Trivia Quiz

Answer: funny

After Rachel tells everyone that Barry and Mindy were getting a divorce, she says, "God, could you imagine if I actually married him? I mean how different would my life be?" Ross says, "I know what you mean, I've always wondered how different my life would be if I'd never gotten divorced." Monica asks, "And what if I was still fat?" She then says to Chandler, "Well, you wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure." Joey says, "Hey, imagine if I never got fired off "Days Of Our Lives!" Chandler says, "What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I'd probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny.

But my job's fun too! I mean tomorrow, I don't have to wear a tie." Phoebe says, "What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?" Rachel says, "Merrill Lynch?" Phoebe says, "Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and he said I had a knack for stocks." Rachel asks, "Well why didn't you take the job?" Phoebe says, "Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought, you know, that if I'd work with stocks, I'd have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox." Ross then asks, "Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we'd still hang out?"

Answer: Rob Tillman

Ross is behind Rachel at a newsstand and when he sees her, he says, "Oh my God! Rachel Green?" Rachel says, "Rob Tillman!" Ross says, "No. It's me, Ross!" Ross says, "Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tillman." Ross then says, "No, Ross Geller." Rachel says, "Oh, of course Monica's brother."

Answer: Hazelnut Latte

Joey says to her, "So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?" Monica defends him by saying he isn't boring, just low-key. Her boyfriend then comes over and says, "Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte." He hands it to Monica and sits down.

Answer: 3 and a half

Rachel doubtedly asks Monica if she lost weight and Monica replies, "You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!"

Answer: Interplanetary Courtship Ritual

Monica says to Rachel, "Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since we've seen each other?" Ross answers, "1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon's party. I played you one of my songs, you know, "Interplanetary Courtship Ritual?" Rachel says, "Oh yeah. Right."

Answer: False

Joey hands Chandler a piece of paper and says, "Alright, here's a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! Alright, I got to go to work I'm delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine!" Chandler reads from the list, "Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans."

Answer: Kit Kat

Phoebe was yelling in Monica's room and Monica got panicked and asked her, "You didn't just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?" Phoebe replied, "No! There was a a little dip in the market and I lost 13 million dollars." Chandler then sarcastically asks, "But the Kit-Kats are all right?"

Answer: Chandler

Phoebe's going crazy because she had a heart attack and hasn't been to work for three hours and Monica tells her that a heart attack is nature's way of telling her to slow it down. Chandler then says, "I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die! But you're not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today. I wish I was dead!"

Answer: porno magazines

"You could tie her up, she could tie you up. You could eat stuff off each other. You know, dirty talk, menage a trois, toys. Role playing. You could be the warden, she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate she could be the wench! Or you could be two stockbrokers and you're rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody's watching!"

Answer: can't find food

Monica asks, "So how's it going with Joey?" Chandler says, "Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "I'm with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "I'm lost and I can't find food."

Answer: Hope Brady

Rachel is watching "Days of Our Lives" in barry's bedroom. A nurse, and Dr. Wesley are discussing a female patient that has her head wrapped in bandages. The nurse says, "You've done all you can, Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go." Dr. Wesley says, "Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady." He goes to turn off the life support machine when Dr. Drake Ramoray walsk in and says, "Not so fast Wesley!" Dr. Wesley says, "Remoray!" Drake then says, "That's right Wesley. I just stopped by to say that, you're not a real doctor! And that woman's brain, is fine!" After they arrest Dr. Wesley, Joey tells Hope, "You're not dying Hope, you're gonna live a long, healthy life. With me."

Answer: Gail Rosten

Ross says, "So honey this threesome thing, I mean how are you gonna start to find..." Carol interrupts him and says, "Oh, actually I've been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!" Ross takes the notebook, flips through it, and says, "Well, someone's been doing their homework." Carol then says, "Yeah. Oh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so..." Ross says, "Oh I know. You know, just talking about it is getting me kinda..." Carol says, "Oh, me too."

Answer: Pat

Rachel's admiring Joey's ceramic dog and says, "Oh, I mean it's just so realistic!" Joey says, "I know. Yeah, his name is Pat." Rachel then says, "Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!"

Answer: 1979

Monica was cooking for her and her boyfriend, Roger. She was going to start off with oysters and then some cous-cous but he got a page and had to leave. Chandler comes over and she tells him she misses him and Chandler tells her he could make it as if her was still there and says, "Here's some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn't add the second cous until 1979."

Answer: four

Monica snaps at Chandler after he made a joke and he apologizes. She then says, "Tonight was supposed to be, you know, it was supposed to be a big deal." Chandler asks, "What was tonight?" Monica says, "You don't want to know what tonight was." Chandler says, "Okay. What was tonight?" Monica says, "Well, tonight was going to be my first time." Chandler asks, "With Roger?" Monica shyly looks away and Chandler says, "Not just with Roger? Oh my God!" Monica then says, "Alright relax, "Mr. I've Had Sex Four Times!" Chandler says, "Four different women! I've had sex way more times!" Monica asks, "How many?" Chandler says, "Nine."

Answer: Lou

He's holding her shoes and briefcase and before she leaves she says to him, "Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder."

Answer: turkey

He said he made himself a snack because he was bored, (because Susan and Carol weren't including him in their threesome), and Joey asks him what kind of snack and Ross says, "Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard..."

Answer: ruptured spleen

Chandler pokes his head through the door and asks Monica if it was okay to come in and Monica tells him he could come on in, eat, whatever he wanted because Roger left because he got beeped again. Chandler then tells her, "Yeah I know, guess who beeped him? I'm the ruptured spleen."

Answer: True

After Monica found out it was Chandler who had beeped Roger, she asks him why he would do that and he says, "Because you shouldn't be with him. You should be with me." Monica asks, "Really?" Chandler says, "Yeah. When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don't just happen. You know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning you know I was just lying there and I couldn't wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always, you know, with a friend. I know you probably don't want to go out with me, you know, because I make too many jokes and I've never been in a serious relationship and I guess I'm not technically a "doctor..." Monica then kisses him and then asks, "There was just one woman, wasn't there?" Chandler says, "No, there were two." Monica asks, "Including me?" Chandler says, "Oh yeah."

Answer: hate and anger

This episode ends with Phoebe singing in Central Perk, "It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see, One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free, Tell all your hate and anger, it's time to say good-bye, And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die!"