TO Where Joey Speaks French Trivia Quiz

Answer: The love poems Mike read to her.

When Phoebe comes into Central Perk and says hi to everyone, Rachel asks her how was on her honeymoon. Phoebe says, "Oh, incredible. The champagne. The candlelit dinners. The moonlit walks on the beach. It was so romantic." Chandler then asks her where Mike is and she tells him, "He's at the doctor. He didn't poop the whole time we were there."

Answer: none of these

Yes, this is sort of a trick question since Ross really didn't go on a dig in Cairo, he just lied about it on his resume. When Ross tells Joey he shouldn't lie on his resume, Monica says, "Yeah. You really shouldn't." She then turns to Ross and says sarcastically, "By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?" Ross softly says, "It was okay."

Answer: False

Phoebe says, "Oui, bien sur je parle francais." The translation means she speaks French very well. Rachel then giggles and blushes and tells Phoebe, "Oh, you're so sexy."

Answer: hair appointment

Ross is upset because Rachel is 30 minutes late to meet him and when she walks in, he says, "I'm sure you have a great excuse. What was it, a hair appointment? A mani-pedi? Or was there a sale at Barney's?" Rachel then tells him, "My father had a heart attack...while I was at Barney's."

Answer: True

Since Joey wants to learn French for an audition, Phoebe is trying to teach him to speak it. She says they will start off easy with "My name is Claude". She tells him to repeat after her and says, "Je m'appelle Claude." Joey says, "Je de coup, plau." She repeats it and Joey messes it up again.

She tells him what he is saying isn't quite what she is saying. He tells her it sounds exactly the same to him. She tries it once more and when he fails to successfully say it, exasperated, she says, "Oh, mon dieu." He tries to repeat her and says, "Oh, de foof."

Answer: False

After Monica introduces Erica to Joey and Phoebe, Phoebe asks her what she is going to do and Erica tells her, "I want to see everything...Times Square. Coney Island. Rockefeller Center." Joey then says to her, "You know what you ought to do? You ought to walk all the way to the top of the Statue of Liberty."

Answer: bacon and heavy cream

When Ross walks into Rachel's old room, he tells her, "I was going to make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's refrigerator was some bacon and heavy cream. I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack."

Answer: stupid, embarrassed, comforted, satisfied

Rachel's upset with Ross because he declined her advances on him the previous night and says to him, "The next time a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it." Ross is confused and asks her if she's mad at him about the night before and that he was only trying to do the right thing. Rachel then tells him, "Really? Well it seems to me that if you would have done the right thing, I wouldn't have woken up feeling stupid and embarrassed. I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!" He then tells her he was just being a good guy and treated her with respect and understanding.

Answer: Jiminy Billy Bob

When Monica and Erica return home from having lunch, Erica tells Chander, "I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you named him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob?" Chandler gives Monica an "Is she serious?" look and says, "Oh, really?" Erica then starts laughing and tells him no and then tells Monica, "You were right. That was fun!"

Answer: none of these were mentioned

Before the ending credits, we see Phoebe holding Joey's resume. She says, "Okay. Can you really tap dance?" Joey says, "No." She then says, "It's off the resume. Archery?" Joey says, "Nope." Phoebe then asks, "Horseback riding?" Joey replies, "Would fall off a lot." Phoebe then says, "You can drink a gallon of milk in ten seconds!?" He says, "That I can do." He then tells her to watch and time him.

He gets a gallon of milk out of the refrigerator and starts to pour it over his mouth. He drinks some of it but about 99% of it spills down the front of him.

After he sets the empty jug down, Phoebe looks at her watch and says, "You did it!"