'TO Where Ross Dates a Student' Quiz

Answer: Mind blowing!

"Hey! I just got my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"

Answer: Dana Keystone

Joey asked Chandler if he remembered the girl he went to college with that became a movie director and Chandler said, "Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class." Phoebe wanted to know what a movement class was and Monica said it was Chandler's way of pretending he didn't take mime.

Answer: the third day

Joey finds out Dana is going to directing a movie and he wants to audition for it and says to Chandler, "Oh well listen, anyway she's directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!" Chandler says, "Oh, I don't know man. I haven't talked to her in like ten years." Joey says, "No. Please. Please. Chandler I would owe you so much!" Chandler says, "You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred..." Joey then says, "Hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?" Chandler says he will try and Joey says, "Alright! Thanks! You're the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?" Chandler says, "Yeah so, Tuesday?" Joey says, "Thursday! Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. Alright? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?"

Chandler: (sarcastically) Thank you.

Answer: firefighter

When the fire department called from Phoebe's apartment to say there's been a fire, Joey's smiling and when Chandler asks him why he's smiling, Joey replies, "The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be!"

Answer: blue

Chandler asks Rachel, "How's your room Rach?" Rachel says, "Everything's ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater." She holds it up and Monica says, "Isn't that mine?" Rachel says, "Fine! I'm sorry for your loss." She then hands the sweater to Monica.

Answer: editing

"Apparently Howie's editing now. Yeah, he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that? You know I haven't spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!"

Answer: Smelly von Brownshirt

Elizabeth says the class was so big that Ross probably never noticed her and he replied, "What? Of course I did! You sat next to "Sleepy Sleeperson" and the guy on the other side of you was "Smelly von Brownshirt." He also told Elizabeth his nickname for her was "Cutie McPretty".

Answer: holierthanthou

Monica then told him, "Well Ross, you be careful now. You don't want to get a reputation as you know, "Professor McNailshisstudents."

Answer: Dana Caplin

When Chandler returned home, Joey asks, "So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?" Chandlr says, "I couldn't do it." Joey asks, "You couldn't do it?" Chandler says, "Hey, relax I just need more time. We're going to dinner tonight." Monica says, "What? You're going out with her again!" Ross then asks, "Going out with who?" Chandler says, "Dana Keystone from college." Ross says, "Oh yeah! Wasn't she uh..." He then does the international sign for big breasts. Chandler says, "No, that was Dana Caplin." The guys look up as if remembering and Monica says, "Joey! You didn't even know her!" Joey says, "Ah! Whatever!"

Answer: turning 21

Ross asks Elizabeth if she wanted to go for a drink and she says, "I can't." Ross asks, "Oh, you have some studying to do?" Elizabeth says, "No, I have some turning 21 to do."

Answer: Linda

"Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? There's nothing wrong with that. Come on." They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting. "Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth."

Answer: Lydia

Ross answers instead and says, "That's right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and we're dating. And you may frown upon that, but we're not gonna hide it anymore." Mel then says, "You are so fired." Ross asks, "What?" Burt then says, "They're gonna fire you! You can't date a student! It's against the rules." Ross says, "Really? Its not just frowned upon?"

Answer: No hot plates in his office.

"Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I can't date you or have a hot plate in my office. I can't believe we have to stop seeing each other."

Answer: it's hot

Elizabeth tells Ross, "For what it's worth, I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more." Ross says, "I know I really like you too. But we can't date. It's against the rules. It's forbidden." Elizabeth says, "Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, it's really hot." Ross then says, "Well,I don't care how hot it is, it's wrong." Elizabeth says, "Stop it!" Ross then says, "No! No! It's wrong! It's naughty. It's taboo." Elizabeth says, "Shut the book!" They then begin to passionately make out.

Answer: Thursday

Chandler says to Joey, "So?" He doesn't catch on right away, so Chandler says, "It's Thursday! How was the audition?" Joey then says, "What? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What? Thurs..." He gasps in horror and runs out but then comes back in, grabs a piece of pizza and runs back out.