TOW the Home Study Trivia Quiz

Answer: filthy

The adoption social worker is coming by so Monica's cleaning up the apartment. She explains to Joey that everything has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about them she can keep them off every adoption list in the state. She then says, "Ok, so I think I'm just about done here, unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like...porn or cigarettes?" Chandler says he's offended by the insinuation and she says, "Ok, so there's not a magazine under the couch, or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank, or a filthy video in the VCR?" Chandler replies, "I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine, but that tape is not mine." We then see Joey leaving with the tape saying, "Well, I guess we'll never know whose it is!"

Answer: 4 years old

Ross said he was taking Emma to the playground and Rachel told him she didn't want him to take her there and when he asked why, she told him, "I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to cut a big chunk of my hair! And it was uneven for weeks!"

Answer: Claire Danes

After Rachel explained to Ross her traumatic swing incident, he replied, "And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie!" She said, "Ok, fine! You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. And I was thinking Claire Danes."

Answer: sweaty little man

When Phoebe asked for her check back, the guy says, "Hey, it's not my business. Besides it's probably a good thing. We really would have been spoiling the children, all those food, and warm clothing..." and this is when Phoebe says the quote in question.

Answer: water

Monica offered her something to drink and she said, "Oh, water would be fine."

Answer: Bert

It turned out Laura had dated Joey once but he never called her back so Monica and Chandler were trying to keep Joey from coming in their apartment and when he tried, Chandler blocked the door. When Laura asked what was going on, Chandler said, "Oh, just like I said. That crazy...Bert...roaming the halls." Monica then says, "Keep on roaming Bert! We don't want any crazy today!" Laura asked if he was okay in the hallway alone and Chandler told her, "Oh yeah! He has a caretaker.

His older brother...Ernie." She says, "Bert and Ernie." Chandler tells her, "You can't make this stuff up."

Answer: False

When Mike and Phoebe tried to return the money, he told them to keep it, consider it a contribution and have a great wedding and a wonderful life together. Mike then says, "It sounds good to me. And that way we can save up, come back in a few years and make an even bigger donation." Then the charity guy says, "Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian." Phoebe asks, "Oh, is that you?" and the guy says, "No!"

Answer: twice

The first time he gets knocked over by a boy on a swing as he is reaching for a camera and the second time, Rachel knocks him over.

Answer: Maria Pitillo

Maria was born on January 8, 1965 and starred on "Providence" as Tina Calcatera. She also starred on the soap opera, "Ryan's Hope" as Nancy Don Lewis from 1987-1989.

Answer: True

Matt has appeared on episodes of "Married with Children", "JAG" and "Scrubs". He is the son of Stan Winston, who does special effects for movies, such as "Aliens", "End of Days" and "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines". Find more about him at mattwinston.com.