"The Model" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Slouches down in his seat

When Robert goes to the agency, he is greeted with a room of at least five or six other people, a receptionist, and a cameraman in a back room. The receptionist checks him in. Robert then goes over and sits between two men. Noticing that they are short compared to him, he slouches down.

While talking with the agent soon after, Robert reveals that he is six foot, eight inches and a half. However, he can slouch down to six foot five.

Answer: He learns the possible salary for a model

When Robert asks what the pay might be for a modeling job, the agent responds by saying that he could make a couple thousand to start. However, other clients are currently making between $100,000 and $150,000. Robert then says, "I'm in!"

Answer: That he's not afraid to go green

Robert explains what "going green" means. He says that it means he's willing to sell vegetables. He then strikes a pose similar to the Green Giant, a character representing Green Giant vegetables. He also says "They're great!" like Tony the Tiger of Frosted Flakes. Robert says that he also has a good speaking voice. He deepens his voice and says, seriously, "This is CNN."

Answer: Get headshots taken

The agent tells Robert that he needs to start a portfolio, so he should get headshots taken. This can either be done by an outside photographer or the one in the agency. Robert chooses the guy in the agency by saying "That's great!" like Tony the Tiger.

Answer: Laugh, and laugh, and laugh

When Robert goes to Raymond's house that night with Amy, he is happier than usual. While the brothers and their wives discuss Robert being a model, Debra says that she's always said that Robert was handsome. Raymond responds with, "And then we would laugh, and laugh, and laugh." Debra slaps him on the shoulder for his comment.

Answer: A "look at that"

After a few moments, Marie and Frank come over because they'd seen Robert and Amy pull up. When they learn that Robert is a "model", Marie is ecstatic. She says that Robert was always a looker, even as a baby. Frank then says, "I always thought he was more of a 'look at that'."

Answer: Headache Guy

Robert tells the family that he will mostly be doing character faces. He strikes a pose by pressing his fingers to his temple and looking up with a pained expression. Raymond is confused as to what that is supposed to be. Robert says he'd be the spokesman for a major aspirin company. With a little wordplay, Raymond makes a rude joke.

Answer: Because Marie asks Robert if there's a way he can get Raymond into modeling as well

Although this is supposed to be a big deal celebrating Robert, Marie makes it about Raymond by asking if Robert can help Raymond get into modeling. She says that there must be a "cute and adorable" section. Debra yells at her and says that they should let Robert "have his moment". Robert says he doesn't mind and offers to help Raymond out. Raymond then says, "One delusional person in the family is enough." Marie then comments that she can't wait to see Robert "in all the magazines". Raymond then says, "Make that two delusional people."

Answer: The office has been cleaned out

Robert opens the door to the modeling agency to find that everything that was in the office is now missing, even the light bulbs. The carpeting is even ripped up in one corner. Raymond says, "This isn't quite as glamorous as I thought it would be." Robert then frantically goes over each step he took in the agency, leading him into the backroom. There is an open box in the back room.

Answer: One thousand dollars

When Robert says that it looks like a con job was done in the office, Raymond realizes that Robert must have paid the guy to take the photos. When he asks Robert how much he paid, Robert says "a thousand". He later says that he can't tell Amy because she thinks he paid one thousand five hundred dollars ($1,500) for the photos. Raymond is surprised and points out that Robert told him a thousand dollars. Robert says, "I lied. Okay, Raymond? I'm a moron!"

Answer: conned cop

Raymond points out that Robert is a cop and should just go and catch the 'agent'. Robert is reluctant to do so. He says that he can see the headlines that would come from that: "Giant cop is giant schmuck".

Answer: Two thousand

After having said that he paid $1000 and then that he really paid $1,500, Robert mentions to Raymond that he already spent the $2,000 and can't get the photos retaken. Raymond says, "Two thousand?!" To this, Robert yells, "I know!"

Answer: Recreate the photos and then have Robert tell everyone he's not interested

Since Robert can't afford new photos, Raymond offers to take a new set himself. He says he will only charge Robert $11,000 for the photos. Back at Raymond's house, Raymond hangs up his bedspread in the basement as a backdrop. Robert is not pleased with this, but goes with it anyway.

When Robert isn't doing what Raymond wants him to do, Raymond tells him to think happy thoughts. He mentions Frank getting his arm stuck in a vending machine, a moth flying into Marie's mouth while she spoke, and the time Raymond almost got fired and Debra almost left him.

He uses music to get Robert in a happy mood and a fan to make it look like there is wind.

Answer: They're not in color

The photos clearly aren't quality work, since they were done by Raymond, and the others are displeased. Amy points out that they're not focused, Marie shows Raymond the photo where Robert's head is cut of, and Debra says that "it looks like they gave the camera to a monkey". Frank also adds that they should be thrown in the garbage.

Answer: cut off

Angered that no one appreciates the photos, Raymond accuses them of being "quitters and putter-downers". Marie thinks that it's the photos that are the problem, but Raymond insists that it's the family. He takes the photos to show to his sports friends who do modeling, so they can show them to their agents. Before he leaves, he says, "You can all stay here in your suburban suburbia. Where everything is in focus and nobody's head is cut off." After he leaves, Robert says, "Raymond really believes in me."