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The Wisdom of Red Green Trivia Quiz

Red Green is a Canadian Senior who is the President of Possum Lodge. A handyman genius. He was touring as a one man show, and still writing books in 2018. He was the star, writer, and director of "The Red Green Show".

A multiple-choice quiz by 1MeanRick. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
1MeanRick

Time
5 mins

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Multiple Choice

Quiz #
391,377

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

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Question 1 of 10

1. "The Red Green Show" is centered around the activities at Possum Lodge. The Possum Lodge Motto is Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati, which means "____________". Hint

No one knows as they don't understand Latin

Everything dies eventually, so let's help it along

Don't tell the wife or she will kill me

When all else fails, play dead

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Question 2 of 10

2. On the "Red Green Show", before every Possum Lodge meeting, the members would recite the "Man's Prayer". Complete the last line.

"I'm a man,
but I can change,
if I have to,
_____________". Hint

so she'll be happy

I guess

so we can get along

but I really don't want to

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Question 3 of 10

3. What is the Handyman's secret weapon, according to Red Green? Hint

duct tape

high speed internet access via Bluetooth

extra batteries

experts on speed dial

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Question 4 of 10

4. Red Green, as the presenter of "Handyman Corner", states that "If the women don't find you handsome, ______________". Hint

you need to show off other skills

they should at least find you handy

you need to meet less attractive women

you better have lots of money

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Question 5 of 10

5. Who does Red introduce as the producer and director of "The Red Green Show"? Hint

His mother, Olive Green

His nephew, Harold Green

His brother, Forest Green

His sister-in-law, Amber Rose

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Question 6 of 10

6. There comes a time in every married man's life where his wife says "Do I look old?" Red's advice to you is _________. Hint

laugh for 10 seconds

to say "You look perfect to me, Honey"

to say "You haven't changed in my eyes" (as you remove your glasses)

to ask her what kind of lingerie she would prefer

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Question 7 of 10

7. According to Red Green, "The freedom of the open road appeals to so many men because so many of us are __________". Hint

avoiding the reality of life

looking to be the masters of our own destiny

needing to find a way to hide in plain sight

stuck in life's ditch. And who wants to be a son of a ditch

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Question 8 of 10

8. Red's relationship advice is "The longest journey begins with __________________." Hint

not looking at the map

not finding a simple way out of going

packing her stuff

three of her lady friends

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Question 9 of 10

9. Steve Smith, the actor behind Red Green, during a television interview, gave the best long term relationship advice. "I want nothing but the best for my partner, "_________________". Hint

so I spend my time giving her what she needs

but it is their responsibility to go out and get it

because she makes sure I won't be happy until she is

regardless of financial or emotional cost

10. Red is always full of advice, like "Remember, we're all in this together, I'm pullin' for ya." At the end of every show, Red Green gives the best possible advice to each and every viewer, and that is "_____________________________". Hint

Don't try this at home. We're not Pros, we just don't care

There's 30 minutes of your life you don't get back

Check the internet for more hints

Keep your stick on the ice

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "The Red Green Show" is centered around the activities at Possum Lodge. The Possum Lodge Motto is Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati, which means "____________".

Answer: When all else fails, play dead

This is one of the first things I learned, and it has served me well. You can't be at fault when you were dead at the time.

2. On the "Red Green Show", before every Possum Lodge meeting, the members would recite the "Man's Prayer". Complete the last line. "I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, _____________".

Answer: I guess

This prayer is said with feeling and sorrow at the start of every Lodge meeting, although never followed through to actual change, until the end of episode 300, season 15.

3. What is the Handyman's secret weapon, according to Red Green?

Answer: duct tape

3M agrees so much with Red on this that they supply him all the duct tape he requires for his projects. Free. That's commitment because he uses it a lot.

4. Red Green, as the presenter of "Handyman Corner", states that "If the women don't find you handsome, ______________".

Answer: they should at least find you handy

Red has made some amazing items from otherwise useless junk, as seen on every episode of "The Red Green Show".

5. Who does Red introduce as the producer and director of "The Red Green Show"?

Answer: His nephew, Harold Green

Harold has a fine system for controlling the video programing on "the Red Green Show" so that he is always in control of the segments sent to viewers, and often will cut Uncle Red off if his stories run long.

6. There comes a time in every married man's life where his wife says "Do I look old?" Red's advice to you is _________.

Answer: to say "You look perfect to me, Honey"

If you laugh for three seconds, she knows the idea of not aging doesn't really exist. Any longer and she will start to think "You feel like I am closer to Methuselah than Aphrodite". If you try to change the subject with a shopping trip, it may become more expensive than you can handle.

7. According to Red Green, "The freedom of the open road appeals to so many men because so many of us are __________".

Answer: stuck in life's ditch. And who wants to be a son of a ditch

Women see relationships like gardening, you have to constantly work the soil to get the growth you want. Men see it like a car. You don't need to do much for the first five years except for changing the oil. If you have any major issues after that, you look for an upgrade. Quoted from a television interview with Steve Smith, aka Red Green.

8. Red's relationship advice is "The longest journey begins with __________________."

Answer: not looking at the map

According to Mr. Green, you should look forward to getting old. You can say what you want, not do anything if you don't want to, and you can blame practically anything on your medications.

9. Steve Smith, the actor behind Red Green, during a television interview, gave the best long term relationship advice. "I want nothing but the best for my partner, "_________________".

Answer: but it is their responsibility to go out and get it

It is easy to see why Steve and Morag Smith have been together for over 50 years.

Answer: Keep your stick on the ice

Every Possum Lodge member, and practically every Canadian father, has explained the reason to keep your stick on the ice to their kids. You give a target for teammates to pass to, it creates a third balance point to make it harder to move you away from the net (so you don't score) and you don't take a penalty for accidentally whacking someone in the head or spearing them in the groin.

Source: Author 1MeanRick

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