Who Freakin' Said That? - Part II Quiz

Answer: Quagmire

This is from the episode "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?" where Stewie tries to become a cheerleader to mind control the audience. He ties Cindi up in the bathroom saying "I'm not going to hurt you." Quagmire finds her tied up in the stall, speaks the line, and the episode ends.

Herbert says "Oh, Jackpot!" after finding that the Little League World Series is on at the end of the episode "The Courtship of Stewie's Father".

Answer: Stewie Griffin

This is in the episode, "The Kiss Seen Round the World". Stewie speaks the line in the store 'Toys R Overpriced' in response to Peter's comment that they have something for him. It's not a jack-in-the-box, but in fact a tricycle, or "triky" as Stewie calls it.

It later gets stolen by a bully and Stewie gets it back from him by torturing him. When Lois asks Stewie what they're playing, he responds "Roman Polanski's House". The main plot of the episode though, is Meg kissing Neil and then having to deal with it being shown on television.

Answer: Lois Griffin

This was one of Lois's best lines in the episode "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter". Peter follows up with the line "Oh-ho Meg, she torched your ass man! She torched your ass." Stewie gets a babysitter in this episode with whom he falls in love, and ends up killing her boyfriend. (He locks him in the trunk and forgets about him, and it can be assumed that he suffocates.)

Answer: Death

This was in the third segment of "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1" when all the characters are children. Peter tries to impress Lois by laughing at Death, but Lois will only be impressed if the kids stay the night in the spooky mansion on the hill. All the kids end up getting scared by Mort's virtual ghost, and Lois decides she likes smart kids better.

Answer: "That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!"

This is the episode where Quagmire has an affair with Loretta. They're playing Charades on the boat and Joe gets thrown overboard. Peter immediately guesses Natalie Wood (and turns out to be right) and then Bonnie initiates this quote. Joe ends up being saved by the to Portuguese workers.

Answer: Mort Goldman

This is from the episode "No Meals on Wheels", where Peter and Lois open up a restaurant but get attacked by the handicapped because Peter refuses to let them eat there. This quote comes at the beginning of the episode, after Peter puts an effigy of Hitler (a "Scarejew") on the front lawn to keep Mort Goldman from mooching off them. Peter uses his only suit and as a result, has to go buy a new one.

This leads to him buying flannel pajamas and shocking everyone, which leads to them tearing up the carpet and finding a valuable coin, which they sell and use the money to open up a restaurant.

Answer: Adam West

This quote is from "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1" segment 2, when the Griffins gain superpowers. Mayor Adam West rolls around in toxic waste to try to gain superpowers too, but just gets lymphoma. The conversation went like this:

Dr. Hartman: "Mayor West, you have lymphoma."
Adam West: "Oh my."
Dr. Hartman: "Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste."
Adam West: "I see."
Dr. Hartman: "What in God's name were you trying to prove?"
Adam West: "I was trying to gain superpowers."
Dr. Hartman: "Well that's just silly."
Adam West: "Silly, yes...Idiotic, yes..."

Answer: Brian Griffin

Brian says this at the beginning of "Deep Throats", the episode where Meg and Adam West have an affair. Lois enters the house and remarks that Brian has been watching TV all morning. He then asks Lois to hand him the remote (which is right next to him on the sofa). Lois tells him that he should get a part-time job, like Peter used to have. (You see Peter singing "Ding, fries are done" at Burger King.) The episode continues to have Brian spying on Meg and Adam West, and Peter and Lois entering the Quahog talent show.

Answer: Carter Pewterschmidt

This is in the episode "Peterotica", where Carter is sued for funding Peter's porn business. He releases a trap door and the lawyer (Greenberg) falls into a pit and kills the Rancor in the same manner Luke did. When Greenberg climbs back out of the pit, Carter says the line. He then gets sued for all his money, gets divorced by his wife, and goes to live with the Griffins.

Answer: England

This is in the episode "Death Is A Bitch", where Death sprains his ankle chasing Peter. When Death is asking for suggestions as to who they could kill to let the world know that Death is back, Meg and Death have that exchange. Ultimately, Peter must resume Death's duties and begin by killing the kids from "Dawson's Creek".

I hope you enjoyed the quiz. Be sure to rate and play Part I if you haven't already. Look for more 'Family Guy' quotes quizzes in the future!