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Quiz about Secret of Monkey Island Insults

Secret of Monkey Island Insults Quiz

This is a quiz about "The Secret of Monkey Island" insults. I give you the insult, you tell me the comeback. I have also made quizzes on MI2 and MI3.

A multiple-choice quiz by Guybrush. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
Guybrush

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
33,014

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
1483

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. My handkerchief will wipe up your blood? Hint

So you got that job as janitor, after all

You make me think somebody already did

It will not work, you will be drowned in the flood

I hope now you have learned to stop picking your nose

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Question 2 of 10

2. My tongue is sharper then any sword? Hint

I would be in real trouble if you ever used it

Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster

Why, did you want to borrow one?

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Question 3 of 10

3. Every word you say to me is stupid? Hint

I wanted to make sure you would feel comfortable with me

Oh yeah?

That's a comeback, not an insult

Yeah, but you are even stupider than my words

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Question 4 of 10

4. I have spoken with apes more polite then you? Hint

Yeah, but you are even stupider than my words.

I am glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Yeah, when you were talking to yourself in the mirror.

That's from MI4! I thought this was a MI1 Quiz!

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Question 5 of 10

5. You run that fast? Hint

That's a comeback, not an insult!

If your brothers like you, better to marry a pig

Why are you asking me? You should get ready to flee!

Now I know what filth and stupidity really are

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Question 6 of 10

6. Let's try it this way. I'll give you the comeback, you tell me an insult. (Against the swordmaster.) And I have got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? Hint

My tongue is sharper then any sword.

I have got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.

This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!

I will stick this sword down your throat!

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Question 7 of 10

7. (SM=Swordmaster)Even BEFORE they smell your breath? Hint

This insult is the insult of them all!

There are no clever moves that can help you now.

My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!

People fall at my feet when they see me coming.

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Question 8 of 10

8. (SM)How appropriate. You fight like a cow. Hint

I've never met such a coward!

I will milk every drop of blood from your body!

You fight like a dairy farmer!

I'm surprised you've never gazed at your wife!

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Question 9 of 10

9. Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? Hint

You are a pain in the butt, sir!

You are a pain in the tush, sir!

You are a pain in the bottom, sir!

You are a pain in the backside, sir!

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Question 10 of 10

10. Yes there are. You just never learned them? Hint

There are no other moves that can help you now.

There are no moves that can help you now.

There are no clever moves that can help you now.

There are no smart moves that can help you now.

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