"South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" [3] Quiz

Answer: Australians

At the U.S. Army's headquarters, we see a large group of men getting ready for battle. The group includes recruits like Officer Barbrady, Grandpa Marvin, and even Jesus Christ. Two other recruits are Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned. They are excited about engaging in military action, with Jimbo even wearing a hat that says "kill em all". Jimbo then expresses his excitement about killing Australians. When Ned corrects him and says they are actually fighting Canadians, Jimbo responds that there is no difference between the two.

Mr. Mackey and Mr. Garrison (accompanied by an also-uniformed Mr. Hat) were also part of the newly-assembled troops.

Answer: They are all Black

The military commander, who has a cigar in his mouth as he spoke, never seems to realize how problematic his plan of attack is. His strategy consists of splitting up the troops into battalions with different code names and missions. The first battalion he mentions is Battalion Five, which quite evidently is made of exclusively Black soldiers. They are designated as the "first attack wave" or "Operation Human Shield" and are expected to suffer heavy losses. Alternatively, Battalion Fourteen is exclusively formed by white soldiers who are asked to follow the first battalion and "try not to get killed".

Chef objects to the strategy and asks the commander whether he has heard of the Emancipation Proclamation. Unfazed, the commander responds that he doesn't listen to hip-hop.

Answer: Bill Gates

While the commander is showing his strategy to defeat the Canadians, his screen starts displaying the face of Saddam Hussein as the Iraqi says, "Comin' to get ya." The commander believes this to be an issue with the newly-released Windows 98 system and demands to see Bill Gates. After confronting Gates about his claims that Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient, the military official decides to shoot Gates in the head.

Bill Gates, of course, is the founder of Microsoft. The American businessman made a fortune with his computer systems and then became a philanthropist and writer.

Answer: Butters

At the end of the "La Resistance" medley, which also featured contributions by Mothers Against Canada, Satan, the children's fathers, and Terrance and Phillip, Butters comes in waving a La Resistance flag. Unfortunately, Butters trips with something and drops the flag at the conclusion of the song.

Answer: Child

As the children and the parents prepare for battle, Kyle tells his brother Ike to hide in the attic so that he isn't sent to a Canadian concentration camp. Ike is resigned to his situation and plays his harmonica.

Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman go search for the Mole. Gregory had told them to look for this mysterious person, a mercenary who is an expert in covert operations, to help with their plan. When they knock on the door, a woman with a French accent tells them that the Mole is grounded and can't play with them, indicating that this "mercenary" is actually another child. Christophe then comes out and agrees to help while expressing his hatred for God.

Answer: Electric chair

The U.S.O. Show, hosted by Ms. Broflovski and Big Gay Al, gets underway as the American soldiers celebrate the imminent death of the two Canadian comedians. Terrance and Phillip are set to be executed with electric chairs, which we can see when the two prisoners are forced to sit in two wooden chairs and wear metallic, electrified helmets.

In the meantime, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman try to sneak into the back of the U.S.O. show with the help of Christophe. Because Cartman is too fat, he can't go through an electrified wire, and even worse, is further hurt by the v-chip that gives him an electric shock whenever he swears. Stan puts his hand over Cartman's mouth so the latter's screaming can't be heard, and then successfully helps Eric join the others.

Answer: Watches

To motivate the American soldiers, Sheila asks them to remember what the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) says: "horrific, deplorable violence is okay as long as people don't say any naughty words". She then adds, "That is what this war is all about." This is a jab at the MPAA by Parker and Stone because the organization gave their movie an NC-17 rating and wanted the creators to make several changes.

While Sheila gives her speech, the children manage to sneak into the military facilities. The Mole asks the others to synchronize their watches, but is disappointed to learn that no one else brought a watch. Stan did bring a mirror and a rope as requested by Christophe. The mercenary then asks Stan and Kyle to stall the show while he releases the prisoners. Cartman also receives instructions to shut off a nearby electrical box.

Answer: No

Gregory says that Stan failed and shouldn't have been allowed to participate. Wendy, who had previously been having a good time with Gregory, clearly doesn't like the comment. Instead, she joins Stan (who ignores Gregory's statements) in continuing their efforts to rescue their Canadian heroes. Terrance and Phillip are surrounded by American soldiers and say their final goodbyes. Surprisingly, the members of La Resistance put themselves in front of Terrance and Phillip to prevent the military from shooting them.

Sheila Broflovski comes out and demands that the children move. Kyle finally stands up to his mother and refuses to move. Sheila doesn't relent, grabs a gun from the commander's belt, and shoots Terrance and Phillip in the head.

Answer: Kenny

With the execution of Terrance and Phillip complete, Satan comes out from the underworld and declares that years of darkness will now begin for spilling the blood of the innocent. However, Saddam Hussein reveals that his plan was to be the ruler of the world himself, and continues to be abusive to his partner Satan. When Cartman discovers that the electricity produced from his chip can fight the devil's creatures, he goes on a non-stop swearing marathon that is able to injure Saddam. Kenny convinces Satan to stand up to Saddam, and the devil finally ends his abusive relationship with Saddam by killing the Iraqi.

Satan is grateful to Kenny for helping him get rid of Saddam, and decides to grant him any wish he wants. In his muffled voice, Kenny asks for everything to go back to normal like before the war started. This means that Kenny will also return to hell. Kenny takes off his orange hoodie to reveal his full face and blond hair. He then says "goodbye you guys" in perfectly clear English. Kenny's face would never be fully shown again in the "South Park" universe until the show's 26th season in 2023.

Answer: Mr. Hat

Satan repeatedly explains how he felt lonely in hell, and how his partner Saddam Hussein isn't fulfilling his emotional needs. Satan then finds Mr. Hat on the ground and decides to take Mr. Garrison's puppet with him. Finally, the world is restored back to normal and the town of South Park sings a reprise of "Mountain Town" to celebrate. Kenny is then launched into heaven and then, the end credits start rolling.