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1. Who said, 'In fact, I can't even remember the last time I tried to urinate on Rimmer from the top of D deck. No, wait a minute, Friday. But apart from that one lapse, maturity-wise I'm practically up there with Abe Lincoln and Moses.'?

Answer: Lister

This is from 'Tikka to Ride'. This is a snippet from a monologue of Lister talking into a camera explaining the end of Series 6. The monologue was given to Craig Charles on the day of filming and he performed it in one take and got a round of applause from the cast and crew.

2. Who said, '...an object of such awesome power and charisma it's flattened all the grids! At first I thought it was me.'

Answer: Cat

This is from 'Stoke Me a Clipper'. The Cat quipped wittily after a huge power surge hit Starbug due to Ace Rimmer dimension jumping. Ace was dying and needed to train Rimmer to be the new Ace - not an easy task.

3. When talking about nostril hair, who said, 'Worst, are those guys who just let it grow. They look like they've got, like, half a loo-brush lodged up each nostril. They look like those machines that shine your shoes.'?

Answer: Lister

This is from 'Ouroboros'. Lister claimed that women had the agony of childbirth, and men had to pluck their nostril hairs, which Lister was doing with a pair of cooking tongs.

4. Who said, 'Wibbly thing, or swirly thing, and he refuses to commit himself. He's losing it, he really is.'?

Answer: Lister

This is from 'Ouroboros'. Cat had seen something coming on the scanner which he described as 'weird with a capital we'. When Lister asked him to be a bit more scientific, the Cat was confused. Kryten clarified by asking him if it was a 'wibbly thing or a swirly thing'. The Cat refused to commit himself in case he was made to look a fool.

5. 'How did I end up like this? On a ship where the fourth most popular pastime is going down to the laundry room and watching my knickers spin dry?' was said by whom?

Answer: Kochanski

This is from 'Duct Soup'. After an upper class upbringing, being on Starbug with Kryten, Lister and Cat was a bit of a step down for Kochanski. One night, when she could not sleep due to noisy sewage pipes, she vented her concerns to Kryten. He insisted that no-one watched her knickers spin dry but Kochanski stated that if there were a 'couple of posters and a trailer before 'The World's Stupidest Stuntmen' video', then the laundry room would be packed.

The episode then cuts to Lister and Cat in the laundry room, watching Kochanski's knickers spin dry.

6. 'She keeps her pants (underwear) in her sock drawer - have you any idea how time consuming that can be to sort out?' was said by whom?

Answer: Kryten

This is from 'Blue'. Kryten was telling Cat a list of complaints about the new crewmember, Kochanski. Upon informing Cat of the pant-sock problem, Cat showed concern by responding with, 'You mean, you've seen her pants?'
Note: Pants refers to underwear, not trousers.

7. Who said, 'Guess whose 'bottie' is sticking through a hole in the curtain'?

Answer: Kochanski

This is from 'Blue'. Cat, Lister and Kochanski were all attending games night. Lister and Cat had, unsurprisingly, not heard of Kochanski's game, 'The Magic Flute' which is an opera game. Kochanski then, in a snide tone, began to name games she thought the Starbug crew might normally play.

The above was named, along with 'Armpit Name that Tune' and 'Match the Body Part to the Crewmember'.

8. 'Of course. How silly of me. After all, you've always been a big fan of penetrating nineteenth century observations of middle-class manners. I mean, just because you own a t-shirt advertising the rock band, 'Colostomy Explosion', doesn't mean you're not a master of erudition!' was said by whom?

Answer: Kryten

This is from 'Beyond a Joke'. Kryten had prepared a lobster for two days, secretly, as a surprise for the anniversary of when Kryten was rescued from the Nova 5. Unfortunately, Lister was going to the AR Suite in Jane Austin's 'Pride and Prejudice' World as Lister did not have much of an education. Kryten was not impressed.

9. 'My left arm? My left arm, I said! That's my right! What kind of navigation officer can't tell left from right?!' was said by whom?

Answer: Lister

This is from 'Epideme' and is one of the funniest lines of the series for me. Lister was infected with the fatal Epideme virus and to save him, the crew were going to force the virus into one of Lister's arms using anti-viral injections and they cut it off. Lister wanted to lose his left arm as he did all his favourite things with his right. During the actual procedure, removing the right arm was the only solution, so it was cut off. Lister was clearly shocked and angry with Kochanski, who was a navigation officer!

10. 'He's back - kicking bottom, or what?' was said by whom?

Answer: Holly

This is from 'Nanarchy'. The crew had recovered their computer, Holly, played by Norman Lovett, and he solved the problem of the location of the nanobots.

Source: Author Milky1989

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'Red Dwarf' Quotes - Series 7 Trivia Quiz

This is the seventh quiz on 'Red Dwarf' quotes in a series of eight. All you have to do is name who said the line. Enjoy!

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