Blue Collar Comedy Tour Trivia

1. According to Ron White, how far will the plane make it?

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: All the way to the scene of the crash

He was telling this to a man who was "going out of his mind" when the pilot told the passengers that the plane was losing oil pressure.

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

Answer: Fishing

The four were sitting in a boat together, fishing, when a limo pulled up to retrieve them for the show.

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 1

Answer: Cheetos

"And I was flipping through the channels and I saw Robert Tilton, a televangelist from Dallas. He asked, 'Are you lonely?' Yeah! 'Have you wasted half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?' This guy's good! 'Are you sitting in a beanbag chair naked eating Cheetos?' Yes sir! He said, 'Do you feel the urge to get up and send me $1000?' Close! I thought he was talking to me for a second!"

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: Diamonds

This is one of my favorite parts in the show. He is speaking about the new advertising slogan for DeBeers.

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

Answer: David Alan Grier & Grier

David Alan Grier, of "In Living Color" fame, picked the four guys up in a limo, brought them to the theater, and helped them get dressed for the show.

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 2

Answer: "Does this hurt?"

"She said, 'No, it don't hurt.' From a door 3 feet away I can hear a grown man going, 'Ow,ow!' I said, 'What was that?' and she says, 'Oh, he big baby!' But I'm a big baby! So next thing I know, I'm lying on this bed in my underwear with 1 pin in the top of my head, 3 in each earlobe, 1 in each pec, 1 in each shin, and 3 between each of my toes. I'm lying on that bed going, 'Boy, I could really use a cigarette now!'"

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 1

Answer: Texas

Ron grew up in Fritch, Texas, a small town of about 400 people just northeast of Amarillo. Here's his view on the death penalty: "If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. That's our policy. They're trying to pass a bill through the Texas Legislature that will speed up the process of execution in heinous crimes where there were more than 3 credible eyewitnesses. If more than 3 people saw you do what you did, you don't sit on Death Row for 15 years, Jack, you go straight to the front of the line! Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty; mine's putting it in the express lane!"

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

Answer: Phoenix

The performance in the movie was recorded at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix, Arizona. For those wondering why Houston wasn't listed, that was where the CD's show was recorded.

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 1

Answer: DeBeers

"The old slogan was 'Diamonds are forever.' Then they changed it to 'This year, take her breath away.' Now it's 'Diamonds render her speechless.' Why don't they just come out and say it: 'Diamonds: That'll shut her up!'"

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: "I have no problem going back to prison"

Bill made it clear to the boys that this was his only daughter and they had better be on their best behavior. Bill Engvall became famous with his "Here's Your Sign" jokes, which is actually a Travis Tritt song.

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 1

Answer: Salt

"21 people floating down that river drinking beer for 6 and a half hours; not one person had to pee! Is that normal? That was the beauty of it..."

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: You might be a redneck

"If your mother keeps a spitcup on the ironing board, you might be a redneck." "If you cut your grass and find a car, you might be a redneck." "If you want 'Achy Breaky Heart' played at your funeral, you might be a redneck." Although Jeff has other jokes in his routine, such as "Southern Words" and "Smart Younguns" he gained his notoriety from the redneck jokes. Not only does he do the "You might be a redneck if" jokes but probably more that half of his routine deals with his perception of the "redneck".

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

Answer: Ron White

Ron White is famous for smoking and drinking and using some pretty foul language while on stage. However, since this was more of a family style comedy tour, Ron left the swearing behind, but would not part with his cigarettes and liquor.

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: That nobody had to pee.

He thought it was especially funny and relaxing that everybody was just peeing themselves while tubing down the river.

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: He got thrown out of a bar

He wasn't escorted out or told he had to leave, he was thrown out like a frisbee. He was thrown out for being drunk and putting his hat back on. The bar didn't allow hats to be worn inside.

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

Answer: Outdoor World

They go wandering through there, like guys like that would do, checking out stuff. While there, two wonderful things happen.

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: Because his manager does not own a globe

He was flying from the Flagstaff Airport, Hair Care and Tire Center. Flagstaff is a small town in the middle of nowhere Arizona that is not too far away from Phoenix.

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 2

Answer: cereal aisle

"Kids buy cereal the same way grown men buy lingerie. They will buy a product they care nothing about just to get the prize inside. And you forget about the cereal aisle! It's like you're walking through the store, minding your own business, trying to keep them from putting stuff in the cart. All of a sudden you turn the corner, and there it is, and they're like, [shrieking like a child] 'You gotta buy the Fruity Pebbles! You gotta buy the Fruity Pebbles! Please! Please! Oh please!' 'We are not buying those, we bought those before, you guys didn't even eat them, they went stale, and we had to throw them away! 'We'll eat them today! We'll eat them in the car on the way home! Please! I swear! I promise! Please!' 'I said we're not buying it; put that back!' 'You gotta buy it, you gotta buy it, you gotta buy it, [falls down to floor and spins around] you gotta buy it!' That is the point when I calmly walk up to the child and say, 'Where are your parents?!'"

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 1

Answer: biscuits & gravy

"I'd bring her like 5 pairs of the strawberry eating-britches. I brought 5 'cause I'd always eat 2 or 3 on the way over. Thank God they don't make 'em in biscuits & gravy, or else I'd get fat just eating undershorts! 'Honey, I'm on a diet, put on some Fruit Roll-Ups!' Snackwells panties, that's what they need to come up with."

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: Half the speed of smell

He stated that the airplane was very small and slow. It was like a matchbox with 8 people on board. They got passed by a kite. The pilot had to wave a goose around.

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

Answer: Larry the Cable Guy

Larry wasn't going to taste it, but Bill goaded him into it, saying he'd give him $5 if he did it. He gave in and did it, and they picked on him again, with Bill asking him if he needed the money that badly.

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 2

Answer: "I'm hot."

"I've been married 18 years to an awesome girl. It did not occur to me until about year 5 that I realized I was being trained, and I remember the night it happened. We were laying in bed reading, and my wife says, 'I'm hot.' I closed my book, got out of bed, walked over to the wall, turned on the ceiling fan, and by the time I was halfway back to the bed, I was like, 'Whoa! I wasn't hot! She's got me trained!' And I bet she called her mom the next day and said, 'Mama, it is working so well! Last night I said "I'm hot" and he turned on the ceiling fan!' 'I am so proud of you! I'd put your daddy on the phone for you to tell him but I said "I'm hungry" and he drove into town to get me something to eat!'"

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 1

Answer: stink bait

While in Bass Pro Shops, Larry, Ron, and Bill browse the store while Jeff covers himself in camouflage and asks, "Can you see me now?" Jeff didn't do a good job of camouflaging himself, for Bill and Ron knew it was him laying on top of the rocks in front of the aquarium. When the 4 find someone who recommends a brand of stink bait, Larry even eats some. During the closing credits, more footage of the four sampling products in Bass Pro Shops is shown. Jeff uses a duck caller, and Bill asks what fake deer antlers could be used for, to which Larry says, "Take 'em to Hooters" and he hits them together.

From Quiz Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Answer: Tater Salad

Ron was being arrested in NYC for being drunk in public. He then told about how he was arrested for the same offence years before back in his hometown. He was being arrested by a guy that he had known all of his life. The officer asked him about an alias. And Ron, being the smart alleck that he is stated, "They call me Tater Salad," which is the title of a DVD that has been recently released. If you are a Ron White fan, then I highly recommend it. As you probably have probably guessed, Ron White is my favorite.

From Quiz "Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 2

Answer: If there is an electric singing fish in more than 3 rooms of your home.

When Jeff admits to this, Bill holds up 4 fingers, indicating that Jeff has one of those in 4 rooms of his house. However, Jeff tells a couple on Bill, including "If you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer". Ron admits to a couple as well, and during the closing credits, more footage of the four is shown in their activities off-stage. Ron is shown sleeping in a Waffle House, and Jeff creates a new redneck joke as a result. If you haven't already, buy the DVD of "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie" and check out my quizzes on Jeff Foxworthy's jokes!

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