"Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 1 Quiz / Test | Movies

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1. Ron White is the opening act of the comedy tour. He begins his routine in the movie with "Yesterday I was sitting in a beanbag chair naked eating _______."

Answer: Cheetos

"And I was flipping through the channels and I saw Robert Tilton, a televangelist from Dallas. He asked, 'Are you lonely?' Yeah! 'Have you wasted half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?' This guy's good! 'Are you sitting in a beanbag chair naked eating Cheetos?' Yes sir! He said, 'Do you feel the urge to get up and send me $1000?' Close! I thought he was talking to me for a second!"

2. Also from Ron: "I'm from _____, where we have the death penalty and we USE IT!"

Answer: Texas

Ron grew up in Fritch, Texas, a small town of about 400 people just northeast of Amarillo. Here's his view on the death penalty: "If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. That's our policy. They're trying to pass a bill through the Texas Legislature that will speed up the process of execution in heinous crimes where there were more than 3 credible eyewitnesses. If more than 3 people saw you do what you did, you don't sit on Death Row for 15 years, Jack, you go straight to the front of the line! Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty; mine's putting it in the express lane!"

3. "Today I saw something close to truth in advertising; the _______ people are almost saying what they want to say."

Answer: DeBeers

"The old slogan was 'Diamonds are forever.' Then they changed it to 'This year, take her breath away.' Now it's 'Diamonds render her speechless.' Why don't they just come out and say it: 'Diamonds: That'll shut her up!'"

4. Ron talks about his experience tubing along what river?

Answer: Salt

"21 people floating down that river drinking beer for 6 and a half hours; not one person had to pee! Is that normal? That was the beauty of it..."

5. When the four gather at the end of the movie to tell their own stories, Ron tells a story of a time when he was thrown out of a bar in New York City and later arrested for being "drunk in public". When the NYPD pulls up his arrest record, they learn of what alias that he goes by?

Answer: Tater Salad

When Ron was 17 years old in his hometown of Fritch, Texas, he was charged with being drunk in public. To him, that was a bogus charge because the police were pulling over everyone driving down a sidewalk. That's profiling, which is of course, wrong. The arresting officer in Fritch was a close neighbor of his.

When he is taken to the local jail, he is asked if he has any aliases, to which he responds, "They call me Tater Salad." He is charged with being drunk in public again in New York, but this time after being thrown out of a bar for confronting a bouncer who doesn't want him in the bar if he's wearing a hat.

The NYPD asks, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?" and he answers, "You caught me! You caught the Tater!"

6. In addition to the comedy routines, the four are also shown hanging out together in other places. One of these is a Phoenix area mall. In Victoria's Secret, what supermodel plays a salesperson whom Larry tries to be friendly with?

Answer: Heidi Klum

Larry wants to get a bikini with his catch phrase "Git R Done" embroidered on it. Ron, Bill, and Jeff eventually escort him out, and they go to Spencer's Gifts, where Larry then buys a remote-controlled fart machine and goes around the mall making farting noises with the device, while his pants are low enough to see part of his behind. Right before his routine starts, he says to us, "The guy was still trying to sell me the product the whole time I'm fartin' on him!"

7. In an attempt to be funnier, Larry says in parts of his routine, "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there." Which of these lines caused him to tell the audience that in his routine?

Answer: "You don't get a belly ring if you're big. You get onion rings."

He's referring to his sister who got a belly ring. His response to that when she asks him about it is, "Hey, you got a hitch! Now we can pull you away from the buffet every now and then!" Larry often talks about his sister, including a story he tells near the end of the movie where he takes her to a flea market.

They see a guy selling boots who has no legs, half an arm, and one ear. After seeing this guy, his sister is still complaining about her moles, to which Larry tells her she should be thankful compared to this guy.

However, the crippled guy later says, "Good Lord! Did you see the moles on that thing?!"

8. Larry has a long discussion about items in Victoria's Secret. One article of clothing he talks about are edible panties. He says it's a good thing they aren't made in what flavor?

Answer: biscuits & gravy

"I'd bring her like 5 pairs of the strawberry eating-britches. I brought 5 'cause I'd always eat 2 or 3 on the way over. Thank God they don't make 'em in biscuits & gravy, or else I'd get fat just eating undershorts! 'Honey, I'm on a diet, put on some Fruit Roll-Ups!' Snackwells panties, that's what they need to come up with."

9. Another off-stage adventure takes place at Bass Pro Shops. Since there isn't one in Phoenix, they're at the one at Opry Mills in Nashville. What item are they shopping for, which Larry goes so far as to sample it?

Answer: stink bait

While in Bass Pro Shops, Larry, Ron, and Bill browse the store while Jeff covers himself in camouflage and asks, "Can you see me now?" Jeff didn't do a good job of camouflaging himself, for Bill and Ron knew it was him laying on top of the rocks in front of the aquarium.

When the 4 find someone who recommends a brand of stink bait, Larry even eats some. During the closing credits, more footage of the four sampling products in Bass Pro Shops is shown. Jeff uses a duck caller, and Bill asks what fake deer antlers could be used for, to which Larry says, "Take 'em to Hooters" and he hits them together.

10. Larry even tries his hand at Bill's "Here's Your Sign" jokes at the end after Jeff tries one. Here's how it goes: Larry: "My grandma recently passed away. 104 years old. But they saved the baby." [Jeff and Ron start laughing] Bill: "I don't think he's kidding, guys." Larry: "So I went down to the flower fellers store to buy her flowers and a card." Jeff: "Wait, you bought a card for your dead grandmother?" Larry: "They had them there." Jeff: "I'm going to regret asking this; what did the card say?" Larry: "___________!"

Answer: Get Well Soon

Larry: "So I went down to the store, and I told the guy my grandma passed away at 104. He asked, 'How'd she die?' How'd she die? She's 104 years old! She wrecked her Harley down at Bike Week! Here's your sign."
Jeff: "It was better than I thought it was going to be."

Source: Author bcsluh00

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"Blue Collar Comedy Tour": Part 1 Quiz

This quiz is about the jokes, stories, and adventures of Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy, the comedians in the first part of "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie".

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