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  "Seinfeld" Who Else Said It?   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
A ten question quiz on lines from "Seinfeld". These quotes were said by minor characters on the show (either appearing for every season or a few seasons). Can you figure out who said the line? Have fun.
Average, 10 Qns, k9999, May 24 08
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  "Seinfeld" Musical Quotes   top quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
A ten question quiz on songs from "Seinfeld". Most of these were sung by one of the main characters. Can you guess who sang the lyrics? Have fun.
Average, 10 Qns, k9999, Mar 09 10
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  "Seinfeld" Who Said It?   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Ten questions on "Seinfeld"'s memorable quotes and lines. Can you guess who said the line? Get that noggin in gear! Ready? Go!
Average, 10 Qns, k9999, Mar 14 06
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  "Seinfeld" Who Else Said It? Part 2   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Ten questions on lines from "Seinfeld". These lines were said by hilarious characters appearing for only one or more episodes. Can you guess who said it? Have fun.
Average, 10 Qns, k9999, Jul 17 06
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  Obscure "Seinfeld" Quotes    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
"Seinfeld" quotes from some of the less common and one episode characters.
Average, 10 Qns, mpp1981, Jul 14 03
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  "Seinfeld" Who Said It? Part 2   popular trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Another ten question quiz on great quotes from the episodes of "Seinfeld". Try and guess which "Seinfeld" main character said the line. Was it Jerry, George, Kramer, or Elaine? Have fun.
Average, 10 Qns, k9999, Mar 14 06
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  "Seinfeld" Who Said It? II    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
I will give you the quote and you tell me who said it. Almost all questions are multiple choice. Have fun!
Average, 15 Qns, GoAvsGo, Dec 24 08
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6636 plays
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  "Seinfeld" Who Said That Pt. 2    
Multiple Choice
 25 Qns
Part 2 of my previous quiz, now including more characters. All of the fill-in-the-blanks answers are one word (first name only) unless noted.
Tough, 25 Qns, AMEstella, Nov 09 15
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  "Seinfeld" Who Never Said It?    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Ten questions on lines from "Seinfeld". Some episodes had funny catch phrases used over and over again. However, some characters did not say these phrases. Can you guess which one person out of the four did NOT say the phrase?
Tough, 10 Qns, k9999, Feb 28 11
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  "Seinfeld" Episodes And Quotes!    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
I will give you a quote and you have to tell me which episode it came from! I am not telling who said each quote so it may be difficult!
Very Difficult, 10 Qns, mpp1981, Apr 10 03
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'Seinfeld' - Quotes Trivia Questions
1. "Yankee bean, Yankee bean. I like my Yankee bean."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Musical Quotes

Answer: Elaine

In "The Alternate Side", Elaine was dating a 66 year old man (Owen) because she was in awe of his intellect. He fainted in one scene and had to be taken to the hospital. After that, Elaine had to take care of him, like helping him eat his bean soup.

2. _____: "I've been working out. I went from a size 40 to a 42. Jerry: "No kidding." _____: "Yeah, I'm huge."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Else Said It? Part 2

Answer: Kenny Bania

In "The Soup", one of Jerry's friends, Kenny Bania, gives Jerry a brand new Armani suit for free because it won't fit him anymore. Later, Kenny decides it should be fair by taking him out to dinner. To Jerry's loathing, Kenny pushes his luck by trying to make excuses in order to have more free meals.

3. "My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!"

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Else Said It?

Answer: Morty Seinfeld

This was in 'The Wallet'. Morty Seinfeld goes to a specialist to have his back checked. After leaving his jacket in the patient's room, Morty comes back and finds his wallet is missing. He blames the entire doctor's office for stealing it. Actually, he dropped it in Jerry's couch.

4. ______: "Ha ha! The Ukraine? Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck, a road apple. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine." Ukrainian: "I come from Ukraine." Who said it?

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It? Part 2

Answer: Kramer

In "The Label Maker", Kramer and Newman are playing an intense game of "Risk" and they practically bring it everywhere with them. They even play it in a subway car where Kramer accidentally offends a Ukrainian when he talks about the Ukraine. The offended Ukrainian smashes the game board to pieces.

5. Jerry: "'Guys And Dolls'? Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?" _____: "It's 'Guys And Dolls', not 'Guys And Guys'." Who is the missing person?

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It?

Answer: George

This was in "The Outing" when people thought George and Jerry were a couple. George gets two tickets (for him and Jerry) to see "Guys And Dolls" for Jerry's birthday. Because Jerry is touchy about the situation at hand, he refuses to go.

6. "Bender? He can't play left. He stinks."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Episodes And Quotes!

Answer: The Pony Remark

George does not like Jerry's choice to replace him at left field! This occurs when they are discussing whether or not Jerry should attend Manya's funeral.

7. "I start out with curls. They're great for the biceps. I do 10 reps, 2 sets."

From Quiz Obscure "Seinfeld" Quotes

Answer: Kenny Bania

This is from "The Soup". At Jerry and Bania's first meal together after Bania gave Jerry a suit. Bania is telling Jerry about his weight lifting regime. Jerry is unimpressed.

8. "As you can see, this clearly isn't my face."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said That Pt. 2

Answer: David Puddy

In "The Face Painter," Puddy promises Elaine he won't paint his face anymore. So he paints his chest instead.

9. "I relate to (him) through you. We're more like friends-in-law."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It? II

Answer: Elaine

Elaine in "The Dog". Jerry, Elaine and George plan to go to a movie. Jerry, however, has to look after a dog (long story) and cannot go. Elaine explains that she and George know each other only through Jerry. Jerry replies by saying that he cannot trust the dog because it may dirty his house. George and Elaine go and end up talking about things like Jerry's vomiting habits.

10. "I like to stop at the duty free shop! I like to stop at the duty free shop!" These lyrics were sung by two people. Which two people sang this?

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Musical Quotes

Answer: George and Kramer

In "The Airport", George and Kramer go to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the airport. Kramer said if they get to the airport early, they might be able to go to the duty free shop. George exclaims it's the biggest sucker deal in retail.

11. In the episode "The Switch", which person did not say "Cosmo?"?

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Never Said It?

Answer: Frank Costanza

In "The Switch", Kramer's first name was revealed. Everyone found Kramer's name funny and odd but, nonetheless, they began to call him by his first name. Babs said his name when she saw Kramer after five years. Newman said it in the last scene (confused by the name) and Larry David (though we don't see him) called out Kramer's first name. Frank Costanza didn't appear in this episode but said it in "The Doorman".

12. "You're pushing your luck, little man."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Else Said It? Part 2

Answer: Yev Kassem

You may have known him as the "soup nazi" but his name was Yev Kassem. In "The Soup Nazi", George doesn't get bread the first time he orders soup and is kicked out after he asks for bread. The next time he gets bread but goes a little too far with the "thank you"s, basically, asking for trouble.

13. "She can't do that! She's on a very fixed income! Stop the show!"

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Else Said It?

Answer: Uncle Leo

In "The Pledge Drive", Uncle Leo goes to see Jerry help at the PBS Pledge Drive. Kramer worked as one of the people who answered over-the-phone donations and got a call from Jerry's nana. Kramer, out of sheer happiness, said his nana was donating $1,500 to PBS. Uncle Leo suddenly interrupted the show saying she couldn't do that because of her income.

14. "...He just put the kibosh on me! Do you know what the kibosh means?! It's a kibosh!" Who said it?

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It? Part 2

Answer: Jerry

In the episode "The Opera", Jerry gets a phone call from a psycho named Joe Devola. Joe threatens Jerry on his answering machine and Jerry completely freaks out after hearing the message.

15. "There's the giant ball of oil. Claire's right underneath that thing. Claire! Hello-o-o-o! Hello-o-o-o! Hello-o-o-o!" Who said this?

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It?

Answer: Jerry

This was in the episode "The Voice" when everyone started to use this booming greeting: "HELLO-O-O-o-o!" Jerry sees Kramer and Darren (Kramer's friend) push a huge ball of oil outside the window. Unfortunately, it lands on Jerry's girlfriend, Claire.

16. "Channel eleven? Forgive me for trying to class up this place, for trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society that might not watch channel eleven."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Episodes And Quotes!

Answer: The Pledge Drive

George is looking to get a Yankee to appear on the PBS pledge drive. He finally wins over his boss by eating his candy bar with a knife and fork!

17. "Next stop Pottersville! Next stop Pottersville!"

From Quiz Obscure "Seinfeld" Quotes

Answer: Mr. Pitt

This is from "The Mom & Pop Store". This is one of my favourite all time episodes and Mr. Pitt is in classic form with this line. He is excited when Elaine identifies a song for a radio competition to hold a rope under the Woody Woodpecker balloon.

18. "Will somebody answer the damn phone?"

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said That Pt. 2

Answer: Uncle Leo

From "The Bookstore." Uncle Leo keeps thinking he hears a phone ringing. He says this in a scene from Jerry's nightmare.

19. "Instead of an apology, he was be-boppin' and scattin' all over me."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It? II

Answer: George

George in "The Apology". A friend, Henke, is going through "Alcoholics Anonymous" is saying sorry to everybody he has wronged (Step 9). However, he makes fun of George instead of apologizing to him. When George tells the sponsor, the sponsor tells him that he cannot do anything. George says "Well, aren't you the boss of him? You shouldn't let him move up! When I was in the Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Weebolos for three years 'cause I kept losing the Pinewood Derby."

20. "Everybody's talkin' at me. I can't hear a word they're sayin'. Just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car..."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Musical Quotes

Answer: George

In "The Mom and Pop Store", George bought a Lebaron believing it to be originally owned by Jon Voight, the actor. He later found out it was owned by the John Voight, the periodontist.

21. "I hate the Drake!"

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Never Said It?

Answer: Kramer

In "The Handicap Spot", Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer all chipped in to buy the "Drake" and the "Drakette" a big screen television for their engagement party. Jerry and Elaine loved "the Drake" but soon after giving the television to them, they announce they were breaking up. Jerry and Elaine began hating the "Drake" because of their wasted money on a big screen t.v. George always hated "the Drake" but Kramer never said he hated them, only liked them.

22. "You bad man! You very very bad man!"

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Else Said It? Part 2

Answer: Babu Bhatt

In "The Cafe", Jerry goes to eat a cafe owned by a man named Babu Bhatt. He felt sorry for Babu because there were no customers. Jerry suggested that Babu change his restaurant theme to Pakistani. That way, Babu would have the only Pakistani restaurant in the neighborhood. Unfortunately, the change still did not bring customers.

23. George: "I think thats fantastic! I've always encouraged experimentation! I'm the first guy in the pool! Who do you think you're talking to?" _____: "I know who I'm talking to."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Else Said It?

Answer: Susan Ross

In "The Smelly Car", George sees his ex-girlfriend, Susan, with another woman. George thinks that he might have driven Susan toward dating the same sex.

24. "I mean, you played first base. They always put the worst players on first base. That's were they put me and I stunk." Who said it?

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It? Part 2

Answer: Elaine

This was in "The Boyfriend (part 2)" where Elaine dates Keith Hernandez. They go out to a bar and start to have a conversation about baseball bases. Unfortunately, Elaine breaks up with Keith because he smokes.

25. "Hey. What's that red dot on your sweater?" Who asked this?

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It?

Answer: Kramer

This was in the episode "The Red Dot". George buys a sweater for Elaine because she got him a job at Pendant. The sweater has a red dot on it but George thinks she won't notice it. Unfortunately for him, Kramer sees the dot and he blurts it out while she is wearing it.

26. "Don't play coy with me, Newman, I'm not in the mood!"

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Episodes And Quotes!

Answer: The Keys

Jerry and George confront Newman about Kramer's whereabouts. When Newman acts coy Jerry threatens to get the information from him "the hard way".

27. "Well I'm making a stand here. I'm saying NO to head-first parking. I'm not putting up with that. We put up with too much crap in this city. We're not putting up with head first parking."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said That Pt. 2

Answer: George

From "The Parking Spot." George gets in a brawl with someone who tries to sneak into his space head-first.

28. "You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pitbull on a poodle."

From Quiz "Seinfeld" Who Said It? II

Answer: Bookman

Lt. Bookman in "The Library". Jerry has an overdue book from the library, ("Tropic of Cancer") and Bookman is the library cop. After Bookman leaves, Jerry calls him "one tough monkey". The book is actually with Jerry's high school gym teacher, but Jerry doesn't know it.

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