"Seinfeld" Who Said It? II Trivia Quiz

Answer: Elaine

Elaine in "The Dog". Jerry, Elaine and George plan to go to a movie. Jerry, however, has to look after a dog (long story) and cannot go. Elaine explains that she and George know each other only through Jerry. Jerry replies by saying that he cannot trust the dog because it may dirty his house. George and Elaine go and end up talking about things like Jerry's vomiting habits.

Answer: George

George in "The Apology". A friend, Henke, is going through "Alcoholics Anonymous" is saying sorry to everybody he has wronged (Step 9). However, he makes fun of George instead of apologizing to him. When George tells the sponsor, the sponsor tells him that he cannot do anything. George says "Well, aren't you the boss of him? You shouldn't let him move up! When I was in the Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Weebolos for three years 'cause I kept losing the Pinewood Derby."

Answer: Bookman

Lt. Bookman in "The Library". Jerry has an overdue book from the library, ("Tropic of Cancer") and Bookman is the library cop. After Bookman leaves, Jerry calls him "one tough monkey". The book is actually with Jerry's high school gym teacher, but Jerry doesn't know it.

Answer: George

George, in "The Strike". Somebody gives him a card that says that money has been given to a charity on his behalf. So, he does the same, except he makes up the charity. He gets wine and cigars as gifts and gives out donations to "The Human Fund" ("money for people"). Mr. Kruger, his boss, decides to give some money to charity on the company's behalf.

When he checks out "The Human Fund", he finds that it doesn't exist. George lies and tells him that he gave out fake Christmas gifts because he celebrates Festivus. Festivus was invented by Frank Costanza.

He was trying to buy a doll (??) for George but another man took it and the doll was destroyed. Now he celebrates Festivus with an aluminum pole (no tree), the "Feats of Strength" and the "Airing of Grievences".

Answer: George

George in "The Soup Nazi". Elaine thinks George is crazy when he says this ("Oh God!"). George is about to enter the soup stand of the "soup nazi". He doesn't want to be kicked out again. Last time he came, there was "no soup for him!".

Answer: Jerry

Jerry in "The Pie". Jerry saw Poppie, his girlfriend's father, in the bathroom. Poppie leaves without washing his hands. Poppie owns a restaurant and said he was going to prepare the meal himself for Jerry. Jerry refuses to eat the food.

Answer: Jerry

Jerry in "The Red Dot". Jerry and George are in the women's department looking for a gift for Elaine, who got George a job. After Jerry says this, George wonders if he *has* to buy Elaine a gift. George buys her a cashmere sweater that is cheaper because it has a red dot on it. She notices it after Kramer points it out (he had been drinking).

Answer: George

George in "The Visa". George is trying to be funny with his new girlfriend. She finds him hilarious and laughs at his joke. When she meets Jerry and Elaine, George tells Jerry to act sad and depressed. The girlfriend becomes attracted to Jerry because of this.

Answer: George

George in "The Phone Message". George has a date with a woman and she invites him up for coffee. Not realizing that it may be more than "coffee", he says no. He says this because Elaine says he should call her the next day. George calls her numerous times and she doesn't respond. After many unanswered call he lets fly "like Mussolini from the balcony", he says "Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days? I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up. I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I could spit it in your face." He finds out that she had been out of town and couldn't check her messages. Jerry and George manage to switch the tap with a blank one. But, she tells them that her neighbour played her messages over the phone. She says, "Yours were hilarious, we were both cracking up. I just love jokes like that."

Answer: Jerry

Jerry in "The Handicap Spot". Jerry talking about the Drake. The gang gets him and his wife a big screen TV, but they break up soon after.

Answer: Kramer

Kramer in "The Blood". Kramer withdrew all of his blood from the blood bank. So he stores it in his freezer. He gives some of it to Jerry after he gets cut, making them "blood brothers".

Answer: George

George in "The Strongbox." George is unable to break up with his girlfriend. He tries cheating on her and gets caught (on purpose). However, neither of them break up with him.

Answer: Elaine

Elaine in "The Stall". She is in a stall without any toilet paper. She asks the person next to her (Jerry's girlfriend, although she doesn't know it) for toilet paper. But, she "can't spare a square".

Answer: George

George in "The Truth", after he tells his girlfriend "the truth". They go to a depression centre to find her.She has all of Jerry's papers for his audit. She doesn't believe him at first, but she ends up trying to handle Jerry's audit. She had thrown out all of Jerry's papers.

Answer: Kramer

Kramer in "The Fusilli Jerry". Kramer gets a vulgar license plate.