15. "Tourists are the ones in shorts with sandals on their feet, When I drive around, I run them over in the street! I do that for my town's own protection. I am singin' this song for the ignored section"?
From Quiz "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Literally!
Answer:
Brad Sherwood
This verse came from "The Tourists and Kids at the Movie Theater Hoedown". Brad, Karen, Colin and Ryan took part in singing it. Karen's verse was, "Tourists from Japan are really the best. They're used to traveling without any rest. I look just like them, aw, what the heck, except that I don't have a great big camera on my neck!" Colin sang, "The other day, I was at a movie, the kids were all loud.
They were makin' noise and throwin' stuff, what an ugly crownd. I told them there's something and then they all cried, I ruined the movie, told them Bambi's mother died" and Ryan sang, "I hate it at the movies, when all the kids scream. I have to admit that is really not my scene. But one thing's for sure, an usher I will not call,
I just sit in front of them, I'm over six feet tall!"