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1. "Tourists are the ones in shorts with sandals on their feet, When I drive around, I run them over in the street! I do that for my town's own protection. I am singin' this song for the ignored section"?
2. "Our director, he really is the boss, For yelling and screaming, he's never at a loss. He's the meanest guy that you will ever see. He should sprout a mustache and move to Germany"?
3. "I know something nice, it isn't so darn nasty, You could just be a doctor and go givin' rhinoplasty. Michael Jackson had some, it wasn't just his loss, Instead of one Michael Jackson, now there's two Diana Ross'"?
4. "I watch game shows, I watched them all day long. I watch all of them, and they have real great theme songs. But there is something, I understand with my wife, If they had a game show in South Central L.A., it'd be called "Run For Your Life"?
5. "I really hate my cable guy, he makes me wait all day. There is one guy that I really don't want to pay. Then one sunny day I really got my wish, I murdered my cable guy and then I got a dish"?
6. "Well I went on a talk show 'cause I am such a swinger. I could've gone on "Sally", but instead I went on "Springer". I never knew just what I could say, I know sometimes I can't. I came on with my transvestite gay lesbian's second aunt"?
7. "I wanna be a rock star, oh that I can see. I think that that would be the job for me. Rock n' Roll isn't the best music, I've found, but at least they don't have to do a stinkin' hoedown"?
8. "I am quite unbalanced, my mind is not that steady, I once pummelled a guy with an Eveready. They took me down to jail and they arrested me, and they charged me with assault with a battery"?
9. "I am a wrestler, let me on the loose. Over the years, I've taken lots of abuse. My head has been smacked, I'd been hit in the turnbuckle, Because of all my injuries, I've lost the ability to rhyme"?
10. "When I go out to a store, I never like to pay. I got five-finger discount, I just take it away. I never pay for nothin', I don't pay no rent, and I never tell the truth 'cause I'm the president"?
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NalaMarie
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