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1. There's never been a better time to shop at the Homophone Discount Warehouse, because one lucky shopper this week will walk away with an amazing all-expense-paid GOLFING getaway FOR TWO COUPLES at an award-winning resort!
2. The newest arrival at the Homophone Discount Warehouse Bookstore is the autobiography by the acrobat and high-wire artist best known for his exploits involving the LOWER EXTREMITIES OF HIS LOWER LIMBS. The book recounts his experiences in carrying out the DARING ACT OF SKILL AND COURAGE on top of a famous New York City skyscraper that catapulted him to worldwide recognition and fame.
3. The Homophone Discount Warehouse has something special for one lucky fruit lover out there. Our regular customers are already familiar with these tasty morsels, which are so IN VOGUE right now that our LATEST shipment has been simply flying off the shelves. There's only one left, so if you want to take home the last SMALL, SEEDLESS RAISIN from California, you'll have to move fast!
4. Drop by the Homophone Discount Warehouse's Perfume Counter and treat yourself to the fabulous new FRAGRANCE that's been selling out in stores all over the country. This intriguing perfume gives off a captivating bouquet that is reminiscent of a freshly-minted COIN, and is just perfect for those days when you're feeling particularly decadent.
5. If you're planning on visiting "The Eternal City" anytime soon, don't leave home without this incredible fold-out map, which is jam-packed with wonderful self-guided WALKING tours of the ITALIAN CAPITAL. For this week only, you can pick it up at half-price at the Homophone Discount Warehouse Travel Store.
6. Most nutritionists agree that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so don't waste any time in signing up for our newest service. For a low monthly fee, you'll receive weekly SUCCESSIVE INSTALMENTS of enough CORNFLAKES, OATMEAL or MUESLI to feed your entire family. You'll never be out of wholesome breakfast options again! For more information, visit our booth at the Homophone Discount Warehouse's Organic Market.
7. The Homophone Discount Warehouse Home Furnishings Store is slashing the price on this beautiful set of steel bars that have been expertly forged into a stylish LATTICED METAL FRAME - the perfect item for covering up openings or propping up fuel in a furnace or stove. In fact, there are so many uses for this product that we think it's simply FANTASTIC!
8. Calling all adventurers! If you always wanted to conquer Mount Everest, we have just the thing for you. Thanks to special concessions we managed to negotiate with the Nepalese government, we are now in a position to offer that pesky and expensive permit that gives you PERMISSION to CLIMB UP the world's highest mountain, and at a fraction of the usual price! Quantities are limited, so hurry on down to the Homophone Discount Warehouse Outdoor Store today.
9. Does this problem sound familiar? You enjoy the occasional MUSICAL SKIT SHOW, but you've sat through more than your fair share of clunkers. Well, fret no more, for the Homophone Discount Warehouse Bookstore has just the thing you need. Each issue of this timely periodical features an in-depth CRITIQUE AND ANALYSIS of the latest release in your preferred theatre genre, so you'll never have to sit through another bad musical parody again.
10. Our artisan bakers at the Homophone Discount Warehouse Bakery have really outdone themselves with this gourmet bread made from the GRAIN OF SECALE CEREALE, a popular cereal grain. Each loaf is lovingly made by hand, so don't hold it against us if some are a little CROOKED or BENT TO ONE SIDE. Included with each loaf is a handwritten card setting out an IRONIC AND AMUSING saying - there are ten different sayings, so collect them all!
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