Fore for Four Trivia Quiz

Answer: fore for four

The winner of this incredible giveaway will be whisked away to a golfing vacation unlike any other. Included in the package is a weekend stay in the resort's luxurious two-bedroom penthouse, which comes complete with a private rooftop pool, hot-tub and round-the-clock butler service - a SWEET SUITE if we ever saw one.

The resort's award-winning grounds and fairways are maintained and manicured daily, so you won't find yourself playing on some COARSE COURSE!

Answer: feet feat

Supplies of the autobiography are not expected to last for long, as interest in the book has escalated due to the recent incident in which the acrobat injured the posterior portion of his foot behind the ankle (i.e. his HEEL) while preparing for a particularly dangerous stunt. Fans of the daredevil needn't worry, however, as sources close to the entertainer are confident that HE'LL HEAL.

Answer: current currant

We haven't met anyone who wasn't bowled over by this delicious dried fruit - they're great when eaten on their own, or when used to add a little extra something to your baked goods. If currants aren't your thing, there are many other delectable deals to be found in our Fresh Produce section. Our pomaceous fruit aisle is currently running a buy-one-get-one promotion, so pick up a PEAR PAIR today! For the freshest produce at the best prices, shop at the Homophone Discount Warehouse - nobody BEATS our BEETS!

Answer: cent scent

This provocative new scent made waves in the perfume industry when it was launched in Paris earlier this year, and now you have the chance to sample it for yourself! The Homophone Discount Warehouse is one of the few authorised distributors in this country for this line of fragrances, so beware of counterfeits. Always buy original and accept no alternatives, because as any olfactory aficionado will tell you, the NOSE KNOWS.

Answer: Rome roam

Rome is a great city to explore on foot, and this handy map only makes it easier. This comprehensive map CITES SIGHTS in a convenient and user-friendly manner, so you won't miss out on a single church, museum or piazza during your trip. And for those of you traveling to the Swiss capital, our Travel Store is also offering a special deal on a fabulous city-specific sunscreen lotion, which is specially formulated to ensure that you won't come home with a BERN BURN. Act fast, as supplies are limited!

Answer: serial cereal

We were encouraged to start this "Cereal-of-the-Week Club" after the rousing success of our previous series on Southern European food. Most of the products from that promotion have sold out long ago, but we still have a few cases of that marvelous vegetable shortening from Athens. Pick up a bottle of GREECE GREASE, and whip up an authentic Greek meal in no time in the comfort of your own home.

Answer: great grate

This grate is made from a sturdy and rust-resistant iron-carbon alloy and is now available at a truly unbeatable price, making it a real STEEL STEAL! Each purchase is accompanied by a lifetime guarantee as our testament to this product's strength and durability. Don't take our word for it if you don't believe us - come on down and test the METTLE of our METAL for yourself.

Answer: ascent assent

While you're picking up your permit, don't forget to take advantage of our Outdoor Store's annual sale and stock up on some mountain climbing equipment or clothing for your climb. Every $200 purchase entitles you to a complimentary set of fog-proof binoculars, so even if you don't make it to the very top, you can still feel up close and personal with the summit by taking a quick PEAK PEEK.

Answer: revue review

You'll have no difficulty separating the hits from the flops with this feature-packed magazine! Pick up a copy today, or enjoy a special discount when you sign up for a year's subscription. We're also running a special promotion on BETTER BETTOR, the monthly periodical that gives you with the ultimate insider's guide to winning at sports wagering.

Answer: wry rye

Our new rye loaves may be irregularly shaped, but you'll forget about their appearance once you bite into them! If you prefer to bake your own bread, you can choose from our wide variety of ready-to-bake bread rolls. Our novelty dinner rolls, which have already been pre-molded into the outline of a female deer, are on sale for the rest of the week, so pick up a packet of DOE DOUGH now. Don't forget - these bread rolls won't be NEEDING KNEADING!