Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Example: I obtained my LITERARY COMPOSITION DESIGNED FOR THEATRICAL PRESENTATION from my dear, sweet, MOTHER and her pet SOUTH AMERICAN CAMELID named BARACK.
Answer: DRAMA MAMA LLAMA OBAMA (Do NOT use punctuation!)
I got my PHYSICAL GRACE AND ATTRACTION from A MA'AM, DAME OR MADAME who lived on A TRACT OF LAND USED FOR RAISING CROPS OR LIVESTOCK. She never wished anyone PHYSICAL OR MENTAL DAMAGE. (5,4,4,4)
2. The MAN WHO DELIVERED THE SERMON, dropped by last Sunday and introduced me to his wife who is ONE THAT IMPARTS KNOWLEDGE. As they were leaving, they gave me a LOWER ANIMAL that had a very strange PROMINENT PART OR CHARACTERISTIC. (8,7,8,7)
3. The PERSON TRAINED TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHEN I'M SICK gave me this POCKETBOOK. I think I'd rather ride in A DEATH WAGON than use it, though, because it is ugly and makes me feel MORE UNPLEASANT AND MORE ILL. (5,5,6,5)
4. The BANK CLERK gave me the phone number for A BOY OR A MAN OR A LUMBERJACK who can help me clean out my LOWER WINE ROOM. Once that is done, I'll need to locate SOMEONE WHO PROMOTES THE SALE OF GOODS OR SERVICES in order to get rid of all the junk. (6,6,6,6)
5. The SEAMAN OR MEMBER OF A SHIP'S CREW handed me a pair of ripped pants and asked that I deliver them to the PERSON WHO ALTERS OR MAKES GARMENTS. I said, "Of course, I'll deliver your torn pants, as soon as I'm released by THE KEEPER OF THE BUILDING USED FOR HOLDING THOSE IN LAWFUL CUSTODY." "Not soon enough," he said, and asked that I just pack them in A CONTAINER FOR MAILING at the post office and send them through the mail. (6,6,6,6)
6. The ROMAN CATHOLIC CLERGYMAN handed me a package of TINY FUNGUS USED AS A LEAVEN IN BAKING. We were preparing for an ELABORATE MEAL, BANQUET OR FESTIVAL and had run short of baking supplies. As we chatted, I went about my duties and OILED the remaining pans on the table. (6,5,5,7)
7. What AN ANNOYINGLY STUPID OR FOOLISH PERSON! The grocery store CHECKER OR SALES PERSON bagged my groceries and forgot to include the cheese I'd purchased. By the time I got home, my pet rat named MICHAEL DOUGLAS' DAD was starving and in desperate need of his food. I wish people would pay more attention when they are doing their JOB! (4,5,4,4) NOTE: First word does NOT begin with "B".
8. The ONE WHO OFFENDED GOD threw me a bag filled with my EVENING MEAL. "Whoa! Lucky me! Ain't I just THE ONE WHO WINS," I said, viewing the food with disgust. "Looks awful!" said the MAN WHO REMOVES THE HIDE FROM THE DEAD ANIMALS. "Think I'd rather eat my shoe!" (6,6,6,7)
9. On THE EDGE of a nervous breakdown, I made an emergency appointment with SLANG FOR A CLINICAL PSYCHIATRIST OR PSYCHOLOGIST. When I arrived at his office, he offered me a BEVERAGE. I didn't OPEN AND SHUT THE EYES one time before I said, "Sure! I'll take a lemonade!" (5,6,5,5)
10. Mr. LARGE HEAVILY-ANTLERED RUMINANT MAMMAL OF THE DEER FAMILY had a dog named LONGNECKED WEB-FOOTED BIRD who kept getting FREE FROM RESTRAINT. When he would wander into my yard, I would tie A SLIPKNOT LOOP IN A CORD and run around trying to catch him. (5,5,5,5)
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Zbeckabee
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