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Krazy Klues #9 Trivia Quiz

Each question is not only a cryptic clue, but a moronic pun as well. Clues will be given for both question and answer. Warning: This is a very funny quiz and excessive tittering may result!

A multiple-choice quiz by richicago. Estimated time: 7 mins.

Author
richicago

Time
7 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
178,014

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
577

Question 1 of 10

1. Explosive made from vegetables, or Australian bread spread.

Answer: (One word (8 letters))

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Question 2 of 10

2. What the Judge said to Marvin "Mad Dog" Minton as he sentenced him, or a court game.

Answer: (One Word (9 letters))

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Question 3 of 10

3. One of movie detective Charlie's honorable male offspring, or a French song.

Answer: (One Word (7 letters))

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Question 4 of 10

4. Movie horror actor Chaney as an infant, or site of one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.

Answer: (One Word (7 letters))

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Question 5 of 10

5. Birth sign other than the Ram, or those who authenticate documents such as birth certificates.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 6 of 10

6. Small public conveyance, or waiter's assistant.

Answer: (One Word (6 letters))

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Question 7 of 10

7. What Mona Lisa said to Leonardo, or impressive.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 8 of 10

8. Urine sample from Mortimer Graf, or a famous German Admiral.

Answer: (Two Words (4 and 4 letters))

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Question 9 of 10

9. Cheer for world famous toreador Don Omar Garine, or butter substitute.

Answer: (One Word (13 letters))

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Question 10 of 10

10. What Eva Lu did when she got hungry, or to appraise.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Explosive made from vegetables, or Australian bread spread.

Answer: Vegemite

(Vege)table-Dyna-(mite) Many dietitians assert that Vegemite is really vanilla Spam. (apologies to Cordless).

2. What the Judge said to Marvin "Mad Dog" Minton as he sentenced him, or a court game.

Answer: Badminton

Interesting note: Badminton, when played in the nude, is called Naughtyminton.

3. One of movie detective Charlie's honorable male offspring, or a French song.

Answer: Chanson

I wrote a famous cowboy song. Maybe you've heard of it. Here's how it goes: "I'm an old cowhand on the Rio Grande" and I milk my cow with my old cow hand.

4. Movie horror actor Chaney as an infant, or site of one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.

Answer: Babylon

Baby-Lon. When my wife and her mother talk on the phone, they just babble on and on.

5. Birth sign other than the Ram, or those who authenticate documents such as birth certificates.

Answer: Notaries

Not-Aries. My uncle was born with a full beard! (His mother was tickled to death!)

6. Small public conveyance, or waiter's assistant.

Answer: Busboy

Speaking of buses, One day I boarded a Chicago bus and asked the driver "Does this bus go "to da loop"? He said "No, it goes Beep Beep!

7. What Mona Lisa said to Leonardo, or impressive.

Answer: Imposing

I'm-posing. My mother-in-law is both imposing and, to be brutally frank, UGLY! The last time she went to the beauty parlor they took her through the emergency entrance.

8. Urine sample from Mortimer Graf, or a famous German Admiral.

Answer: Graf Spee

Graf's-pee. But enough of bathroom humor!

9. Cheer for world famous toreador Don Omar Garine, or butter substitute.

Answer: Oleomargarine

Ole-Omar-Garine. Health note: Food substitutes are not always the answer. I once used so much saccharin that I developed artificial pimples.

10. What Eva Lu did when she got hungry, or to appraise.

Answer: Evaluate

Eva-Lu-ate. My mother-in-law is a big eater. She's so fat that she has her own zip code.

Source: Author richicago

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