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1. Mrs Boyle from Tralee was a crony
Broke her ARM as her joints were quite bony
As SHOCK took her over
She found a four leaf clover
For good luck, as she felt such a phoney.
2. In winter we ate great bowls of mutton
Greedy pig, I became such a glutton
But a wind from the WEST
Chilled our bones, I'll attest
In warm houses we were better off shut-in.
3. Now Paddy was singing a ditty
'Bout a girl with green eyes who was pretty
She danced a MAD REEL
With a laugh and a squeal
Then fell on her face, what a pity!
4. A little green man who was old
Stole a bag full of hidden gold
HE found a PLACE to RUN
Chased by garda with gun
For the law they were trying to uphold.
5. On the snowy, cold mountains of Mourne
Drunk eejits were often airborne
They would SKI all day
With a WHEY, hey, hey!
Then drink gallons of booze until dawn.
6. Ma and PA were keen musicians you know
On their farm Gaelic music would flow
He'd BE playing his fiddle
As the PIGS danced a jiggle
Then into a tube he would mightily blow.
7. Irish folk they can flatter and charm
With glib talk that will twist your arm
So LEARN BY your errors
They can be holy terrors
But they're harmless, so no need for alarm.
8. History books tell of Irishmen's fears
During a period which lasted for years
IF rations were light
'Cause of a deadly blight
Said "AMEN" at the back of their tears.
9. Ancient poems passed down by the bards
Whose prose they would write on postcards
Smoking their only vice
As they ate MILK and RICE
Telling old tales of yore, with kind regards.
10. The serving wench at my local is Jean
With a wail, she's the best that I've seen
It HAS BEEN a craic
But now I'll head back
To my home with ten kids and colleen.
Source: Author
Plodd
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