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1. "'H' is a 2002 South Korean urban horror-thriller film" read the Chinaman to his girlfriend outside the cinema "It's about a serial killer who targeted pregnant women - then a copycat turns up when he's in prison. Shall we watch that?" "WOW, no!" shuddered the lady "Sounds like a waste of a CHOC ice to me - let's go to the pub!"
2. The Bedouin was not enjoying the Tantra exhibition at the British museum. He was really not taken by a sculpture of a terrifying four-armed goddess KALI, wearing a garland of decapitated male heads, striding over her naked husband, the god Shiva. "Her eyes are following US all round the room" he complained, before hurrying out.
3. The Zimbabwean shouted to me "These lions roaring is such a DIN! The musical backing is a right DIRGE too! This is the worst new-age concert I've ever been to! Plus, I'm going HOARSE trying to have a conversation with you - let's leave and go BACK to the pub!" I simply nodded in agreement and got up.
4. Miklós Horthy, Regent of Hungary, said to his secretary "SH, don't speak so loudly - yes, I find this NAZI in my office a complete VULGARIAN!"
5. The Inuit boy said to his father "DA, I won the spelling bee today" "Did you, KID?" replied the proud parent "What did you spell?" "EGOMANIACS!" "That's a tough one, indeed, lad - as a reward I shall take you and the dog sledding ON Saturday!"
6. Harry was worried about Meghan's PALENESS. "I thought now we are living in the US, you'd have a better colour!" "I'm sure I'm just a bit run down" Meghan replied "My doctor recommended that I take SIX multivitamins and I feel less tired already!"
7. "Och aye" said the Scotsman "WHAT'S wrong with the wee dog's HINDLEG? Perhaps he strained it hunting vermin!" "Don't WITTER" snapped his owner, HER IRE rising. "Just get him down the vets immediately!"
8. "UH" said the German MAN to the breeder, a bit nervously "ER, would you mind if I SCRUTINIZE this small dog closely?" "No, said the breeder, amused "That's exactly what I like to see in A potential owner - care!"
9. The Canadian woman turned to her husband with a smile. "I have a surprise for you. Since you married me and came to live on the East coast of Canada, I know you've been missing your Mam's food. So, today I rang her and she told me how to make LAVERBREAD. I hope our Canadian seaweed was alright to use in IT, OR did I ERR?" After a single bite, her husband pronounced it delicious.
10. The couple from Gloucestershire were enjoying themselves, despite the rain. "I know you've got to be well-HEELED to afford these Hunter wellingtons, but it is lovely to go SPLOSHING through puddles and stay dry!" she laughed. "GOD, yes!" he agreed, "they really are super!"
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