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1. "I married four women eight times or is that eight women four times. I can never quite remember."
2. "I never speak of my ex-husbands, except under hypnosis."
3. "Mother told me a couple of years ago 'Sweetheart, settle down and marry a rich man.' I said 'Mom, I am a rich man.'"
4. "In Hollywood, marriage is a success if it outlives milk."
5. "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."
6. "I planned on having one husband and seven children, but it turned out the other way around."
7. "I wouldn't be caught dead married to a woman old enough to be my wife."
8. "I'm living with a girl but we're not married. It's kinda like leasing with an option to buy."
9. "I've married a few people I shouldn't have, but haven't we all?"
10. "Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache."
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