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1. My life as a career contract killer makes it difficult for me to relate to people. Just like I was telling Oz, my neighbor and dentist, the other day, "It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive." That last part becomes increasingly difficult when people insist on annoying me by putting mayonnaise on my hamburger. Like this one time when I was in a restaurant with Oz and Frankie Figs, discussing our mutual problems with the Gogolak gang. I simply explained to the waiter - "I'm gonna' keep the coke and the fries, but I'm gonna' send this burger back. If you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna' come over to your house and chop your legs off, set your house on fire, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out of your house. Ok?" I just do not believe in doing things half way. I'm really more of a "whole-nine-yards" kind of guy.
2. "Thank you for being a friend, Traveled down the road and back again, Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confident" This could be a theme song for my life here in Miami. See, I share a house with three other women. Although we are all the best of friends, I don't think my housemates understand my respect for animals. Like this one day, I told them "It's time I gave something back to the chicken community. A chicken once saved my life." Being raised in the small town of St. Olaf kind of sets me apart from the rest. If forced, I'd have to say to them: "And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend." Who am I?
3. My life has been rather bumpy the last few years. I found my true love. He left town to earn enough money for us to marry, but he was killed by that 'dreaded' Roberts pirate. In the pits of despair and at the cliffs of my own insanity, I became engaged to that prince-of-a-Humperdink. That was when things started tumbling out of control. I was kidnapped, then kidnapped from the first kidnappers, then saved by my fiancé who planned to kill me to start a war with a neighboring nation, only to be resaved by the second kidnapper. At the end of the day, I told my true love that I really needed a vacation. All he said was "As You Wish." Who am I?
4. Working "9 to 5" can be mildly tiring, but working for a "sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot" can be down right exhausting. Things got so bad that I accidentally served him rat poison in his coffee, thinking it was sweetener. Next thing I know, Doralee had to hog-tied him and Judy shot at him. Oh yea, then we took him hostage. All in the day's work when working for a major corporation. Eventually, everything worked out like a fairy tale. I took over his job, Judy married a company repair man, Doralee became a singer, and our old boss never resurfaced after being kidnapped by a local tribe in Brazil. Who am I?
5. As the matriarch of my home, I have a monstrous time keeping my family out of trouble. My husband is a nuts-and-bolts kind of man who works at the local funeral parlor. Our son has a howling good time playing with Spot, his spit-fire of a pet. My dad, the Count, is usually flying around his dungeon-lab like a scientist gone batty. But my poor niece, I'm not sure what we can do to help her. She just does not have the same scary good-looks that the rest of the family possesses. Who am I?
6. I spend the majority of my time helping my Uncle Jesse try to keep my two cousins out of trouble. They're just a couple of "good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm," but they have "been in trouble with the law since the day they were born." For some reason, they can't seem to stop bothering the local sheriff and his little basset hound, Flash. And don't even get me started about the County Commissioner, he's a 'Hog-of-a-Boss'. They are 'General Lee' good boys and '01' in my book, but they sure do get in trouble in that blasted car. They are "just'a good ol' boys. Wouldn't change if they could. Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood." Who am I?
7. I live at Number 4 Privet Drive, with my wonderful husband and my pride and joy, the most perfect little boy in the whole wide world. We have a perfect family, except for...Oh, yes, that little annoying by-product of my deceased witch sister, that we were forced to take in. "My perfect sister being who she was. My mother and father were so proud...We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?" I was the only one to see her for what she was...a freak! And then she met that Potter." And now, my perfect family is forced to tolerate their little 'hairy' son living under our stairs. Oh, what the neighbors would think if they knew the truth. Who am I?
8. "Did I tell you how divinely and utterly happy I am?" Although my family back home knows me as Lula Mae, I go by a different name here in the Big Apple. "I'm like a cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other." "Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's." "I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!" It's a cracker-jack-prize of a place. I just have to ask, are you a rat? "But I guess, of course, I don't know anybody but rats, except, of course, Fred here." Oh, before I forget, can you give me $50 for the powder room? Who am I?
9. My love life became so unbearable in England that in the lowest of low points I escaped to Los Angeles for 2 weeks on 'holiday.' I was desperate. See, I swapped houses with a woman I had never met. While in L.A., my neighbor Arthur, a retired screen writer, said something to me that changed my life. He said that "in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend". And he was right. "You're supposed to be the leading lady of your own life, for God's sake." With the help of Arthur and another new friend, Miles, I finally put Jasper, my ex-boyfriend, in his place, with "something slightly resembling...GUMPTION!" Who am I?
10. "In every generation, there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer." . . . Nice speech, I'm not her, but I am one of her best friends. I help her fight evil creatures, hell bent on destroying the world, unless I'm one of them. (It just happened that one time, but I really was not myself. See, the love of my life had just been murdered and I went as little 'black and veiny', so to speak.) But I'm back now, red hair and all, and having a 'wiccan' good time fighting the good fight and being apart of the Scooby Gang. Oh, and as a side note, everyone tells me I look just like this flute player we met "this one time at band camp", but personally I just do not see it. Who am I?
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