Aliens Love Underpants Trivia Quiz

Answer: There are no underpants in space

Aliens have bottoms of all shapes and sizes but no underpants. That's why you see so many flying saucers in the night sky. Cupboards are also not a problem as the aliens can build huge ones out of moon rock.

Answer: They simply want your underpants

Yes, they don't want to see you - it is the content of your underwear drawer that is the reason that they are here. So maybe you should ask mummy or daddy to put a lock on yours.

As for spaghetti trees - that's just silly. Everyone knows that spaghetti grows from the ceiling of underground caves!

Answer: A washing line of underpants all flapping in the breeze

These aliens have all the latest gadgets and they have spent years perfecting their radar so that they can spot underpants on a washing line from light years away!

Answer: Dance around delighted

They just can't contain their delight at the sight of undergarments of every shape and size hanging out to dry. They might ask to speak to the president but they are more likely to sneak into his back garden and take his underpants too.

Answer: Granny's spotted bloomers

Of course it's Granny's bloomers - they are such a wonderful sight. That's not to say that the aliens would turn down a fine pair that are orange like satsumas. They like pretty much all underpants. I've heard a rumour that they are not so keen on purple underpants with pink hearts on them but I have to admit that I haven't been able to find mine for quite some time now.

Answer: As a super-whizzy slide

They also like to hold competitions to see how many aliens can fit in one leg of grandpa's long-johns. And you thought they were just to keep his legs warm!

Answer: Wash them and put them away in your clothes cupboard

Aliens would never put your underpants away for you - I hope you do that yourself. You don't? Oh, your poor parents! Or is it that you are an alien too? Do you wear them on your head? That's what aliens do. They also tie them to the aerials of their spaceships and let them flap in the breeze like a flag as they zoom through the sky.

Answer: The aliens

Yes, those pesky aliens are always taking your underpants off into space. You should be proud that your underpants have gone where no man has ever been before. Your underpants have probably been to Mars, Venus and even through Saturn's rings. Don't blame the dog.

Answer: Mum coming to take the washing in

The aliens aren't worried by the dog - they are far too quick for Rover to get anywhere near them or the underpants. And the weather is never a problem. But Mum is best avoided. If she catches them taking the underpants she won't be happy. And we all know what happens when Mum is unhappy. Don't go there!

Answer: Check for aliens lurking inside

Mostly aliens will take your underpants into their spaceship and fly away with them. Sometimes, though, they get so excited about their newly found treasures that they forget to go back to their ships in time. If the spaceships fly away without them, they end up living in your drawers. So always check your underpants before you put them on.

After all it's better than discovering an alien in there after you've put them on!