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1. I'm Jerusalem Umney and I swear this will be my last case. We get the desperation cases, the ones the cops will gladly pass onto us - the aliens, the ghouls and the boogeymen. Tonight I'm heading down to Crouch End where the cops are handballing another one to me. I pull up at the house on Maple Street. "Whatta ya got Morty?" "I got troubles sleeping Jerry. I can't get to sleep and when I do get to sleep I can't stay asleep." "What do call that condition?"
2. "Not that ya flatfoot, what's the case?" "Dark forces my friend, dark forces. I'll let you see for yourself. We have the suspects next door." I stepped into what used to be someone's idea of a living room, ironic that there was a dead body in it. The woman in the room was spread across a couch but the angles on some of her body parts were so wrong. "She's a skin-walker" I told Morty "Proteusian, I'd say". "That's one of those that can change from a human form to an animal" asked Morty "what was that name you called 'em?"
3. "Her name's Christine Lisey" said Morty just as his hologram sputtered and he disappeared from view. "Oh Lisey" I said to myself "what's your story? Let's have a closer look at you. Back of your head caved in, I can sense your third eye under your skin, you're definitely Proteusian... tramp stamp on your bicep, a love heart with "Tom Gordon" inscribed in it..." "What's a tramp stamp?" said Morty as his hologram suddenly re-appeared. "Uncle Otto's Truck Morty! Scared the barnacles off me... tramp stamp, it's a slang word for a tattoo, just like which other word?"
4. "How can you tell these things?" muttered Morty. "You do remember that I'm half alien, don't you Morty? I've lived underground for over half my life. As a result we absorb things, we can see through things, we notice every little detail... we call it the breathing method". As I looked down I noticed something in Christine's hand, a coin, a gold British coin with a nominal value of one pound sterling. "What sort of coin is it?" asked Morty.
5. "Right, I've seen enough here Morty, who are the suspects?" "You have a Crypto, a Cyrene and two Enigs, right pair of freaks those last two". "You can talk Morty, you're just a hologram of your former self, technically, you don't exist". "Thanks for reminding me, oh, the Enigs, one talks in tangents, the other in conundrums." "Big word there Morty, do you know what conundrums are?"
6. "Rex Regal, my little Crypto, complete with Oriental features and one who tells the truth in an ambiguous way. What can you tell me about Christine Lisey?"
"She was my Aphrodite, my queen. I placed the tiara on her head, on her head".
"Right, what about Tom Gordon?"
"Arf arf, home-breaker, home-wrecker, arf, arf... he's an ornament, a dirty arf arf ornament".
"What do you mean by ornament?"
7. "Suspect number two, Renal Popsy, a man of conundrums. I know you're a pacifist so you didn't kill her but I know you see all and I suspect you know who did. What am I looking for?"
"You're looking for twelve inches Jerusalem. You need to find Elvis. The lion rises in the East and you're looking for a trustee". "Right, I nailed those first three but not the last one, what's a trustee?"
8. "So you're the famous Reval Revival, a Cyrene and a pathological liar. Where were you last night?"
"I was with Regal, such a sweet anemone. Sexy Rexy and I were playing Scrabble all night long. I love how he handled his "X". Don't you even think I'd be shackled with that Enig, Blaze Remal, a waste of space, he and his voyeur brother. I hate how Renal stands by me and looks on us. But you, my sweet..."
I cut her off, something had triggered in my addled brain... the anemone was supposedly created from the blood of which figure in Greek mythology?
9. "Blaze Remal, our Enig that goes off on tangents, talk straight to me about Tom Gordon".
"A gunslinger from way back, he's part of the skeleton crew now... full dark, no stars. Was he ever there? Was he the wind through the keyhole or was he real enough to start fires? I'll make it cryptic for you Mr Umney, he was a heel."
"Thanks Blaze, got it." "Hey Jerry, I don't get it" said Morty. "It's cryptic Morty and the heel is the important bit. I'll give you four options, you pick the right one."
10. I showed Morty a name on a piece of paper, "Arrest this person Morty, there's your killer." "How did you arrive at that?" asked Morty.
"Initially, my friend, you need to go back and look at all your answers. Then, without getting confused, put them all in a line, give yourself some space and three key words will appear to lead you to the killer". Can you figure that one out?
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