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1. I was very scared when I saw this ice cream in the store. It is made from me! It's got peanut butter cups and fudge in it, or so the packaging says. I think it's really pieces of moose in there!
What flavor of ice cream might this be?
2. You know, it seemed like a harmless dessert when I first saw it, but when I heard what it was called, it was dreadful! As a moose, I would not even look at the stuff, let alone taste it. It is made with ladyfingers, mascarpone, and coffee, but I think there's moose in there, too.
Do you know what dessert I am freaking out about?
3. I don't mind eating at ice cream parlors, but there is one store in particular that I will not eat at. The name of it makes me think there are moose in the ice cream! They sell burgers too, though. But they're probably elk burgers.
What's that chain called again? I can't bear to say it myself.
4. Some people like to drink malts, and I'm perfectly fine with that. But as a moose, I don't like my fellow cervidae to be blended into a creamy drink any more than the next guy!
This creamy drink has my knickers in a knot. What is it?
5. I'm a male moose, so I would never in a million years eat this next Turkish treat. It's made with filo pastry, nuts, and syrup or honey, and that sounds delightful. But the name leads me to believe there are moose chunks in it, and I won't stand for that. I'm going to sit down. I'm woozy.
What's the dessert that's making me lightheaded?
6. I love to eat cookies. But they must be cooked. I can never eat a raw cookie! That would be cannibalism. And my wife would not appreciate me eating her.
I've always hated eating raw cookies, because you humans call them what?
7. You evil, evil, evil humans! How could you eat one of our young? Why, baby deer have done nothing to hurt you. I thought you liked them, what with all the "Bambi" stuff. But I guess not. You like to dip mini cheesecakes, fruits, and other assorted desserts in the chocolate and baby deer mixture. EVIL!
Salami_swami seems to think this dessert is melty and delicious, but I think it's pure evil. What is it?
8. I went to a carnival, thinking that, with a petting zoo, this place would be harmless to moose and elk alike. But I was mistaken. As I was eating fried butter and cotton candy, I noticed something. As I stood in line, waiting to get my apple turnover, I heard someone order a fun elk cake, and then, I heard someone order a doughnut-like dessert. Oh, you humans just love the taste of us, don't you?
You tell me; what did that person order that makes me sad?
9. I love drinking a nice tea with my desserts. I had asked the waiter for an assortment for me to select from, and to my dismay, your moose-y eating habits have found its way into my favorite drink, too. You people freak me out.
Do you know what flavor of tea has made me uneasy?
10. Now you've done it. This is the worst dessert of all. It's not just made out of moose, it's made out of me in particular! *Chocolate the Moose faints*
Salami_swami: "Chocolate Moose seems to have confused his name with some other dessert. What is the proper name of 'chocolate moose'?"
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