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1. If the following appeared, which story would go no further?
"I don't care if you have one thing, two things, or a thousand things under your hat! Sally told you that our Mom's away and no one can come in!" "Slam," went the door!
2. Only a single changed word, but what famous poem would have been prematurely ended by the following?
"Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately parrot of the saintly days of yore."
3. This non-standard opening would kill which story?
"Hi, you've reached Ishmael; thanks for calling. I'm on vacation in Mexico, having a whale of a time, and can't go fishing right now, so please leave a message and I'll call you when I return. Beeeep."
4. If the following had been the opening sentence, which story would have stopped then and there?
"It was the best of times; it was the age of wisdom; it was the epoch of belief; it was the season of Light; it was the spring of hope; we had everything before us; we were all going directly to Heaven."
5. If the second sentence was the following, the story of which song would go no further?
"Take the 101 south past Sunnyvale, and go south on 87, Guadalupe Parkway."
6. If the title character of a certain play interrupted as follows, which play would be over way too soon?
Horatio: "Two nights together had these gentlemen,
Marcellus and Bernardo, on their watch,
In the dead vast and middle of the night,
Been thus encounter'd. A figure like your father,
Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe,
Appears before them, and with solemn march
Goes slow and stately by them: thrice he walk'd
By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes,"
Title character interrupts: "Be off with you, and ne'er again attempt
My leg, my lank and youthful leg, to pull.
Mine father dead for fortnights four and buried,
Body consume'd now by worms in truth must be,
So never can appear as ghost.
Be off, yon jester; I shall not prey to thine jests
Befall again. The rest is silence." (Exeunt)
7. Which story would be killed by the following?
"The storm has moved off to the east, and the tornado warning for Kansas has been cancelled."
8. Which story would be killed by the following?
"You clumsy oaf! I told you that slipper was fragile! You know how easily glass breaks! Now I'll never find the girl who wore it to the ball last night. Oh, well, let's go back to the palace. ... Out of my way, charwoman!"
9. Which story, if begun this way, would go no further?
"In the beginning, G-d rested."
10. What story would have been killed had the following been uttered?
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Laszlo's Lounge. This is the end of a beautiful friendship, so stop looking at me, kid. And stop playing it, Sam!"
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