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1. Dear God,
I'm having trouble figuring out what to do with my latest story. Hester is such a prim and proper heroine, and she just doesn't have any zest for life or fashion sense. I truly wonder if anyone will want to read about her. Maybe if I gave her something of a symbol or fashion statement to emblazon on all of her clothes... I think I'm on to something.
Eternally grateful,
Nate
Which of the following authors and works match this hypothetical letter?
2. Dear Heavenly Father,
When I started to write about a boy's life on the Mississippi River, I never thought that it would start such controversy. My aim wasn't to criticize or ridicule anyone. In fact, I was trying to show that a white boy and a black man could be friends just like anyone else, while being true to the way that each would speak. Who'd have thought that so many years later people would want to sanitize my works and rob them of everything that makes them realistic. I never would have written about this at all, had I known.
Yours,
Samuel Clemens
This letter was written in frustration by Mark Twain (aka Samuel Clemens) about his book "Tom Sawyer."
3. Dear Lord,
What rot! They want to withdraw the backing for my latest play because it has a scene with hags in it. These church-going folks will be the death of me yet. I know they are Your followers, but don't they see that by trying to make everything so clean and pure, all the life gets taken from it. Such toil and trouble, and all for naught! Oh, that sounds like a great bit to incorporate into the witches' opening lines... Yes, I AM going to finish and hope for the best.
'Til the morrow with its sweet sorrow,
Will
Which author and title go best with this never-really-written card?
4. Dear Father in Heaven,
I feel at such a loss for words. It seems all I want to do of late is commune with nature and listen to the birds. Putting it all down on paper seems like such a weak and useless exercise. Humans and their concerns are so foreign to me now. Yes, I suppose the only way to get others to understand the value and role of nature is to share my new-found revelry with them, but how many will actually listen or care? I guess I will try. If even one understands and changes his attitude, it will have been worth it.
Your servant always,
H.D.
Which work of Thoreau's is alluded to in this fanciful letter to his Maker?
5. Dear God,
What a headache--the pounding, the pounding, I fear it will drive me mad. It's all I can do to hear myself think. And yet, there is a strange rhythm to it, not a monotonous drumming as if to call men to war, but more scattered and pausing, as if to echo the beating of my heart. You can imagine how hard it is to create anything worthwhile with this racket going on in my head. Perhaps I can write around it, ignoring it... Don't you think I've tried? Unless I find a way to include the incessant beating in my narrative, there'll be nothing on the page for me this night. Of course, that's it!
Heartfelt thanks,
Eddie
Which author and work match best with this never-sent epistle?
6. Dearest Father,
Having grown up in a loving household, I find it hard to create the state of mind necessary to convey the loneliness and desperation of my heroine. Being just a young girl herself, all alone in the world, she's confronted by society's coldness and unfairness. First, from her rigid and unloving aunt, and then from her employer, a man who curiously enough, she has grown to love secretly. They say you must write of what you know... I'm unsure that my brief time as a governess has really given me all I need to understand the poor dear completely. I'll have to ask my sisters Anne and Emily for their thoughts tomorrow, perhaps among the three of us we'll come up with something.
Fondly,
C.
7. Dear God,
If you exist, why didn't you step in and prevent the Clutters from being massacred so senselessly? Of course, if you had done that, then I wouldn't be in my present dilemma poring over thousands of pages of notes that Harper and I have taken, after hours and hours of interviews, trying to create a cohesive story... And no, my aim is not just to report the dry facts as if I were a reporter, instead I want to get into the heads of the two men capable of such inhumanity for no reason at all.
I guess I'll figure it out sooner or later.
Yours,
T.
Which of Truman Capote's works is the one described in this letter?
8. Dearest Heavenly Father,
I know I should be forgiving, but some of my colleagues are just plain envious of my talent. It is cruel of them to say that "women come and go" doesn't really rhyme with "Michelangelo". Yes, it might be a bit of a stretch, but that's what poetic license is for. Can't they see that it all goes to show the depths of despair that poor Al is going through? I guess I'll finish my poem tomorrow. Thanks for the help, sometimes it feels like such a Wasteland out there.
Sincerely,
Tommy
Whose work fits best with this fictional missive?
9. Dear God,
Who can know what will put someone over the edge and send them careening toward madness? How can I write of such things, showing that true isolation is indeed worse than hell, making anyone capable of inhumanity, without sinking into baseness, blood and gore myself as I write? I want to immerse myself in the seductive and intellectual nature of insanity to convey how it makes men monsters. I need to show the horror, yes, the horror of it all. But I must be boring you with this flow of words, the lugubrious drollery is sickening.
Despairingly,
J.C.
These lines describe Joseph Conrad's apocalyptic tale, "The Heart of Darkness."
10. Dear Father,
Well, Fiddle Dee Dee! Why is this book coming out to be so dreadfully long? I know that I have to tell the story from when my protagonist is just a slip of a girl until she is an independent woman, and cover all the historic events that unfold in the meantime, but I have hundreds and hundreds of pages now. If only there were a way to shorten it, but I wouldn't want to cut out any of her marriages or trials or tribulations because that is what makes her triumphs so noteworthy. I do declare that Scarlett is the most exasperating yet admirably pigheaded woman I know, and I want to do her justice. Oh, well, I guess I'll finish tomorrow, because after all, tomorrow is another day.
Sincerely,
M.M.
Which author and book are the ones referred to in this letter to heaven?
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