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1. "Wanted: Young, British actress with excellent singing abilities. Must be able to pronounce long, silly-sounding words and work well with children and birds. Bring your own umbrella, carpetbag and spoon. If this role sounds "Practically perfect in every way", please send resume to the Walt Disney Studios."
Who flew down to Disney after reading this ad?
2. "Attention! Ever want to portray an American military icon? Can you pray and curse at the same time? Are you able to slap and kiss fellow male cast-mates with equal enthusiasm? If so, contact 20th Century Fox Studios on the double, looking sharp and squared away! P.S. In anticipation of budget difficulties, bring your own revolver (ivory-handled, NOT pearl!) and swagger stick."
Which actor marched down to the studio to answer this call?
3. "Notice to all up-and-coming actresses looking for that big break! 20th Century Fox Studios is casting for a supporting role in a new comedy film. Audition now if you can do an authentic Brooklyn accent, have an extensive knowledge of motor vehicles and look great in sunglasses. Want to meet 'Herman Munster' and the 'Karate Kid'? Maybe even Jack Palance? Let's talk!"
Who auditioned after seeing this ad?
4. "Paramount Pictures now holding auditions. Leading actor! Sure-fire hit film! Requirements: 1. 'Single gal, momma's boy' type of guy. 2. Must like chocolates and Dr. Pepper. 3. Must play a decent game of ping-pong. Filming soon, 'run' down to studios ASAP (bring at least two pairs of running shoes, you'll need 'em)."
Which actor saw this announcement in the classifieds?
5. "Cold-blooded authority figure wanted for leading actress role, United Artists Studio. Do you have experience in nursing and psychology? Will you maintain calm control even though some 'joker' is continuously challenging your power and influence? Can you deal with drooling and stuttering co-stars without going insane yourself? Come see us (Stat!), we start shooting in a week!"
And which of these actresses might have answered?
6. "Casting now for upcoming football comedy/romance film. Supporting role only (no, it's not all about you!). Can you catch the ball and take a hit? Do you have the 'Quan' ('Kwan'? Quawn? Whatever!)? Then check out our 'Mission Statement': "Show us your moves, We'll show you the money!...Maybe!" Call Gracie Studios for appointment."
Which actor would have gotten very excited after reading this ad?
7. "Actress needed for 'dark comedy' film. Top-billing? Yah, you betcha! Cold, desolate shooting location, but plenty of meals provided. You need good detective skills, a working knowledge of Paul Bunyan folklore, and a healthy appreciation of ducks and stamps. (Yah?) Yah! If you know any 'funny lookin' fellas', bring them too! Contact Gramercy Pictures (P.S. are you pregnant, Hon? No? Well OK then, we'll figure something out. Thanks a bunch!)."
Which actress was pleased as punch after seeing this notice?
8. "We need a veteran 'tough-guy, all-American, man's man, leading actor for western lawman role. You need a chance to finally grab that golden statue. Can you shoot a rifle and pistol while galloping a horse? Like to 'tip the jug' now and then? Well, grab yer spurs (wait for it...) Pilgrim, and rustle on down to Paramount Studios! And bring an eye-patch! (Didn't we mention the eye-patch?)"
And the actor who would have auditioned was?
9. "Perchance, dost thou havith a background in the works of the Bard? Have thee possibly portrayed royalty as well? Verily, a supporting role doth await thee, in a period-piece comedy! The play's the thing, and we knowith well thy time is valuable; we ask thee for only four scenes, but of eight minutes (Screen time, we cry!). If thou sayith 'Aye', we pray thee, fair Dame, get not to a nunnery, but make haste to Universal Pictures for Ye Olde Audition!"
And who might have seen this notice in the trades?
10. "'A Band Apart' Studio is 'hunting' for a German or Austrian actor to fill supporting role in new and outrageous action/comedy film set in World War II. Must be multilingual and appreciate the finer qualities of milk and strudel toppings. Can you maintain a 'take charge' attitude while smoking a ridiculously large pipe? Want to betray your boss and end the war? Then 'mach schnell' to the studio, ask for Quent (no, not the 'Jaws' guy). Oh, by the way, a 'slight' bit of facial scarring might occur during filming; you ok with that?"
And which actor would have responded to this ad?
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