I Messed with the Zohan... and Lost Quiz

Answer: hacky-sack / footbag

Zohan was able to string together a series of hacks that would impress any footbag enthusiast. He concluded his turn by falling down face first and catching the footbag with his gluteal cleft.

Answer: disco

Of course he had the bikini girls judge the competition, which he won by a landslide. Come to think of it, maybe it was because he danced fully nude. Immediately afterwards, the Israeli army came to get him for a mission.

Answer: hummus

Hummus, in its basic form, is pureed chickpeas (garbanzo beans) mixed with olive oil and garlic. It goes well with pita bread or snack crackers. Later in the movie, the Zohan shot it out of a fire hose to extinguish a structure fire.

Answer: parkour

The Zohan used parkour techniques to scale walls, jump from rooftop to rooftop, and descend great distances to quickly reach Phantom's building. He used these techniques again later in the movie to get from the hacky sack tournament to the neighborhood disturbance.

Answer: beach tennis

Beach tennis, or beach paddle ball, is usually played with one ball and two people, each with a paddle. After a few seconds of hitting the grenade back and forth with the paddles, the Zohan hit the grenade straight up. As it landed in the water, it exploded as the Zohan and Phantom dove under water. Only Phantom and the Zohan's Speedos surfaced.

Answer: his tongue

After the Zohan unscrewed the back wall of the carrier, he sneaked past the Customs officer on his way to find a job. He also left two dogs with silky smooth hair as a surprise for their owner.

Answer: cat

In the movie, the Zohan and Oori (Ido Mosseri) talked Michael into playing hacky sack with the cat. Michael did a fairly good job at kicking the cat, but ultimately kicked it took hard and it ended up on top of the curtain rod.

Answer: Fizzy Bubblech

Fizzy Bubblech was apparently the Zohan's favorite drink. He was seen drinking it numerous times throughout the movie, including during the pre-mission brief, on the beach, and dining with his parents. Michael had a bad gastrointestinal reaction to the drink, to which the Zohan responded, "It takes some getting used to."

Answer: grenades

The furniture movers had bullet-proof vests rolled up in the bubble wrap in the moving van. A restaurant store owner pulled an Uzi from out of a drink machine and used a roller from a hot dog roaster as an extended barrel. We did not see a surface-to-air missile in the movie, but we did see a rocket-propelled grenade that Phantom shot at the Zohan during their first encounter.

Answer: melody

As the Zohan and Phantom started "The Sound", Phantom began with the melody. The Zohan stopped him and suggested that Phantom sing harmony while he took the melody. The endeavor was successful as the bomb was disarmed and the redneck, James T. O'Skanlon (Dave Matthews), was propelled into a room full of homosexual men.