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1. 'My client's a moron. That's not against the law.'
2. 'I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.'
3. 'Darling, if you have a baby, you won't be the baby anymore.'
4. 'She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.'
5. 'Phil, I'm gonna drop kick those dogs if they come near me.'
6. 'I've had three lovers in the past four years and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.'
7. 'I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.'
8. 'I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg.'
9. 'I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.'
10. 'I'm the sheriff and the mayor.'
11. 'I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day.'
12. 'If you touch one hair on his head, I'll spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer.'
13. 'My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other.'
14. 'Careful, Bill. You'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.'
15. 'When I buy a new book I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish I know how it ends.'
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