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1. She: "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
He: "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
2. He: "How about tomorrow night?"
She: "I can't, I have class."
He: "Well then, why don't you call me sometime when you have no class."
3. Guy 1: "Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath."
Guy 2: "I'll alert the media."
Guy 1: "Do you want to run my bath for me?"
Guy 2: "It's what I live for."
4. "Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look!"
5. "I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World", but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No [African Americans] Allowed in There"!"
6. "You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you?"
7. "Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?"
8. "How do you like that? The guy gets [women] more times dead than I do alive."
9. Dr. 1: "She's... ah... tenacious."
Dr. 2: "You have no idea."
10. Guy 1: "Not a very popular place with the brothers."
Guy 2: "My kinda place. I always did like country boys. They're sure as hell gonna like you."
11. "AAHHH! TURN IT OFF MAN, TURN IT OFF! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE!"
12. Cop 1: "I've never seen anyone drown in a bowl of chili before."
Cop 2: "Me neither. I wouldn't even know how to fill out the forms on that."
13. "To stare down a big league pitcher, to stare him down, and just as he goes into his windup, wink. Make him think you know something he doesn't."
14. "I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great, and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads, Ken. That's serious." The first word of this movie title is "Mr." What's the second word?
15. "You shouldn't hang me on a hook, [name]. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!"
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