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1. Try these fractured lyrics to figure out the song. Clue provided at the end. Ready?
"Recline, female person, recline; recline on my gargantuan metallic pallet. Pause, female person, pause; pause with your male counterpart for a short but indefinite period of time.
Until the morning arrives, permit me to observe you as you cause him to turn the corners of his mouth upwards.
His garments are filthy but the appendages that extend from his arms are sanitary
And you're the finest subject that he's noticed in all the years of his existence."
Hint: Robert Zimmerman
2. Which one of these songs by The Grass Roots might have been "improved" by these lyrics?
"The girl's got a questionable item that moves my innermost being;
And she realizes I'd adore to adore her.
But she causes me to become uninflated on every occasion.
Can't possess her; she's no one's object of adoration.
This evening, with me, she'll be so welcoming;
I desire her exclusively for me.
Sinfully desiring orbs peering directly into my-my-my innermost being..."
3. Okay, so what about this "bubble-gum" classic from the late '60s/early '70s? Do you know this absolutely redundant song that would have made a great advertisement for the Dixie-Crystals Company?
"Refined cane product, ah-uh bee product, bee product
You are my sweetened snack youthful female
And you've got me desiring you.
Bee product, ah refined cane product; refined cane product
You are my sweetened snack, youthful female
And you've got me desiring you."
4. If Neil Diamond had actually sung this song this way, would it have been an even bigger hit than it was in 1970?
"Hey, fire logs sputtering Flower-y, jump on the train;
You and I will travel 'til there isn't anymore to go anywhere.
Moving not so quickly; Deity don't you understand?
Enjoyed me a period of time with an impoverished individual's female counterpart."
5. This 1969 hit by a band that didn't exist, except in a producer's imagination, might have been improved by the following lyrics.
The group? Crazy Elephant.
The song? Well, that is where you must lend a hand...
"From the capital of a southern state to the contents of the Gulf of Mexico,
To the largest state on the west coast; I'm gonna spend my life both in the dark as well as in the sunshine;
Say, Allow me to have, allow me to have, beneficent lovin'; every time the sun goes down.
Allow me to have, allow me to have, beneficent lovin'; I implore you to ensure that it is okay.
Ha,uh-ha,uh-ha,uh-ha,uh-ha
To the immature females in city by the bay to the immature females in a place formerly known as New Amsterdam,
To the immature females in Texarkana, you gotta understand
That infant I'm your male person."
6. Do you remember a group called The Flying Machine? Well, I do, so here goes your next question. Analyze these fractured lyrics and see if you can tell me what they were singing about.
"You actually ought to acknowledge, on this occasion, the man has vacated the premises permanently.
He'll never return to this locale at this time, although he promised to do so.
Therefore, term of endearment, stop weeping; there is a plethora of alternative males who would donate the globe, I feel certain, to don the loafers that he had on his feet..."
7. Question Mark and the Mysterians, (no, I am NOT making that up!) had a hit song in 1966 with this tune.
"An excess amount of saline solution for a solitary person to be dispensing
An excess amount of saline solution for a solitary bodily organ to tote.
You are towering above now that you've abandoned me
You are always chortling at me as I dwell beneath you;
But keep your eyes open, I will be arriving at your location
We'll keep company for a short time,
And then I will remove you from your position and reposition you lower
And you'll begin to weep a hundred tears, give or take a few.
Sob, sob, sob..."
8. "At the present, I've been elated recently, pondering the beneficial things that will soon arrive
And I feel that it could be, an unknown quantity has started.
Oh, I've been grinning recently, envisioning the earth as a single entity
And I feel that it could be, at some point it will arrive.
Because out on the fringe of nightfall, there travels a choo-choo of tranquility
Oh, choo-choo of tranquility take this nation, come remove me to my domicile another time."
Hint: sung by Yusuf Islam BEFORE his voluntary name change. What's the name of this song?
9. Alistair Ian Stewart, (Al Stewart) had a big hit with this song in 1978. Now, wouldn't this have been so much more likely to have been a raging success?
No? Well, figure out what the lyrics mean, before you go judging, okay?
"It was deep in the last month of the year; the atmosphere above the earth turned to a white precipitation
Everywhere nearby the sunlight was fading in a lazy manner; the darkness like a large stream starting to flow
I was aware of the thrum-thrum of my brain go meandering along into the way that clocks measure minutes as they go by
Annual times go stumbling in the light as it slowly disappears; the way that clocks measure minutes as they go by
Purchase a token for me on the final locomotive that is going to my house this evening."
10. For your last question, I, in my infinite wisdom and/or stupidity, have chosen to present you with a real challenge. The following lyrics focus on the MIDDLE of the song.
The Artist? Manfred Mann's Earth Band.
The song? Well, he had so many, it's really hard to say...
"An unknown plastic-filled female sibling with a male agent told me that I have the ability to fill the position.
She informed me, 'I will enlighten you, young man, to a particular point that is powerful; perform the tune that has a strange and unusual style.'
And a small racing car Wolfgang was reviewing the meteorological report to ensure that the weather would be cooperating in a safe manner, and a small person nicknamed "Early-pearly" drove by in a chocolate coated British candy bar, and enquired if I had any use for a lift."
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