More Married Humour! Trivia Quiz

Answer: Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield, who found success as a comedian late in life, include: "My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light," and, "I haven't spoken to my wife in years, I didn't want to interrupt her!"

Answer: Woody Allen

More Woody Allen quotes include; "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions," and, "Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third!"

Answer: Helen Rowland

Helen Rowland, who was born in 1876, also said, "Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near," and, "One man's folly is another man's wife," and also, "A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted." She died at the age of 74 in 1950!

Answer: Gary Busey

Clint Eastwood said, "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." Bill Cosby said, "For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked."

Answer: Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde, who was a married man with two children, also said, "Men always want to be a woman's first love -- women like to be a man's last romance," and, "Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands!"

Answer: Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein also said, "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Euripedes said, "Never say marriage has more joy than pain." Benjamin Franklin said, "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards," and, Thomas Edison said, "There is time for everything."

Answer: Jim Backus

Red Skelton said, "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner," and, Bob Hope said, "Marriage is a great institution, no family should be without it."

Answer: Benjamin Franklin

Samuel Johnson said, "Marriage, Sir, is much more necessary to a man than to a woman; for he is much less able to supply himself with domestic comforts." Thomas Jefferson said, "He is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad."

Answer: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller also said, "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!"
Bette Davis said, "It is true that I never should have married, but I didn't want to live without a man. Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did." Katherine Hepburn said, "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." and, Joan Rivers said, "My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body."

Answer: Jimmy Durante

Milton Berle said, "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." Johnny Carson said, "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."