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1. Climb into the seat. Lose balance. Try again. Start pedalling. Fall into a ditch. Back on the road, crash into a tree. Carry the broken wreck back home.
2. Grab racquet and head out to court. Send serve into net. Miss ball. Step out of bounds. Jump net to congratulate opponent. Trip and land on face.
3. Fall off trampoline. Fall off parallel bars. Fall off rings. Lie on mat and groan until being dragged off.
4. Start climbing ladder. Keep climbing. Say, "this is one tall ladder." Reach top. Edge timidly out to the board. Jump. Scream all the way down to the water. Belly flop.
5. Line up with a crowd of people. Run as far as possible. Hang onto a lamppost gasping for air. Realize there is still nine kilometers, 900 meters to go. Walk, slowly, to the nearest bar.
6. Don pads and helmet. Get down at the line of scrimmage. At the snap, charge into the opposing line. Get run over. Feel cleats stomping on face.
7. Spend two days blowing up craft with mouth. Watch others do it in ten minutes with electric pump. Push off into river. Sink boat from excess weight. Realize I am the excess weight. Wash down rapids sans boat, hitting every rock.
8. Take place last in line on the grid. Start engine. See green light. Hit accelerator. Engine dies. Restart. Dies again. Engine fails to fire up. Push vehicle into pit.
9. Climb into blind. See ten pointer. Take aim. Squeeze trigger. Nothing happens. Search frantically for bullets I forgot to bring. Watch buck laugh at me.
10. Stand at top of cliff. Hook rope to waist harness. Jump off backwards. Watch line snap. Discover effects of gravity on an unsupported human body. Wake up in hospital. Take up competitive knitting.
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