Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "Helping others is never more beneficial than when it's in your own self-interest."
2. "A fat man, trying to squeeze through a narrow chimney, and I taunt him with Oreos and whole milk"
3. "Ally, you killed the inflatable man!"
4. "Oh, I'm trying to catch that damn baby. He keeps runnin' around my room!"
5. "We miss you with every opportunity, Elaine. Kidding. Bygones. Go away."
6. "Men love to be thought of as funny... except when they're in bed."
7. "What I don't understand -- men see this knockout babe, assume she's stupid, and get turned on. Do men really get aroused by stupidity?"
8. "I just never figured you could meet the person of your dreams at age 8."
9. "She's two-thirds of a Rice Krispie Treat. She's already snapped, and crackled, and she's ready for the final pop."
10. "Right. People call you Sub-Zero to be facetious. Compaired to you, the Titanic struck heat."
11. "They say it's all in the attitude, and mine has changed. This time it's going to last...maybe even a week."
12. "Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever!"
13. Who said this and who are they saying it to. "Did you fiddle with my wife's wattle?"
14. Who is having this conversation. "This is not normal therapy."
"You're not a normal person."
15. "I like being a mess. It's who I am."
Source: Author
MCBRIDES1.
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