"Das Bus" Quiz!

Answer: Noah

God and Noah engage in a very well-spirited verbal battle. God: "Noah! They shalt build thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!" Noah: (Jotting this down) "300 cubits, give or take." God: "Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!" Noah: "Two creatures." God: "Two of *every* creature!" Noah: "Even stink beetles?" God: "Especially stink beetles!"

Answer: Bart - Finland

The Model U.N. is arranged like so: Nelson - Japan, Wendell - Mexico, Sherri & Terri - Trinidad & Tobago, Lisa - France, Bart - Libya, Milhouse - Poland, Ralph - Canada, Lewis - U.S.A, and Martin - Finland. Comical scenes include Nelson sticking chopsticks up Wendell's nose, and Ralph singing "Oh Canada!" while everyone is fighting.

Answer: hook rugs

Homer: "Flancrest Enterprises?" Ned Flanders: "Oops! That's for me! Flancrest Enterprises is my home business." Homer: "You liar! You don't have a home business, why would you make up a lie like that?" Ned Flanders: "Oh, it's true! Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet!"

Answer: butter

Marge walks in, and notices Homer has a handful of pencils poked into some butter. She says "Is that my good butter?" to which Homer replies "Can't discuss that now, Marge! I have to write another delicious memo!" From there, he takes a pencil from the butter and licks the buttery end. "Mmmm... memo..." [Please note: since Marge actually says the word "butter", the answer margarine is not acceptable.]

Answer: banana

In this scene, Nelson and Bart decide to have a race with fruit to see whose will reach the front of the bus first. Bart chooses an apple, while Nelson chooses an orange. Ralph joins in... with a banana. As the race is coming to an end, Milhouse makes a last minute decision to throw a grapefruit into the mix, which causes a chain reaction of problems.

Answer: SlashNet

Homer: "I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice... come on, Marge, you're good at these! Help me out!" Marge: "How about... Compuglobalhypermeganet?" Homer: "Fine, it's not important..."

Answer: burning

"They taste like.. burning!"

Answer: Bill Gates'

Bill Gates: "Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks!" (insane and evil laughter)

Answer: slime

"Hey, if a boar can survive here, there must be a source of food! Look, he's licking slime off that rock! That's what he's been eating -- slime! And there's enough slime for all of us! We're saved!"

Answer: Lord of the Flies

The novel revolves around a bunch of English schoolboys getting stranded on an island by a plane crash in which the pilot was killed. They attempt to form a society, but rapidly devolve into barbarians. One character named Piggy is an obvious nerd, and comes to a rather interesting end. Well, that's it! Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed it!