Drowned in a Sea of Low-Fat Pudding Quiz

Answer: Bridge

She also produces books on synergy.

Answer: 199

Of the Springfield chapter of Mensa, Professor Frink has the highest IQ. 170 is the Comic Book Guy's IQ and 155 is Dr. Hibbert's. 216 is Martin's IQ (revealed in "Bart the Genius") and Lisa's is 156 (from "Homer's Enemy"). Homer's IQ after his operation to remove the crayon from his brain was 105, an increase of 50 points from before the operation (the crayon was later put back into his nose).

Answer: spark plugs

Bart went to the contest as the Human Garbage Disposal.

Answer: a make your own sundae bar

"My family never talks about library standards. And every time I try to steer the conversation that way, they make me feel like a nerd." --Lisa

Answer: Dr. Joyce Brothers

Skinner says that each is, "the top in his or her field...except for Mel Lazarus."

Answer: East St. Louis

Flint, Ebola and Dawson's Creek were the other cities visible on the list, at 296, 297 and 298. In another episode, Homer goes to Triple A (AAA) with Barney (who thinks he is at AA) and says that he is planning a trip to St. Louis. The man behind the counter asks "East St. Louis?" to which Homer replies, "Is there any OTHER St. Louis" (implying it is the BEST St. Louis).

Answer: Dennis Miller Ratio

Comic Book Guy: "We are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?" [he opens his jacket to show off his shirt] Lisa: [reading the shirt] "'C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN'." [she laughs] "Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny." Frink: "Yes, we call that the, 'Dennis Miller Ratio.'"

Answer: Larry Flynt

Later, Homer calls Hawking Lisa's "Robot Buddy."

Answer: delightfully condescending

Lisa wonders why she didn't have to take an IQ test to be accepted as a member of Mensa, but Principal Skinner tells her that her standardized test scores more than qualify her for the society. Lindsey then remarks that it was her, "Delightfully condescending letter that put her over the top."

Answer: Ethnic mismatched comedy #644

Marge was disappointed when it was canceled (she was really starting to like it). 'Sheriff Lowbrow' was one of the TV shows mentioned in the episode "Behind the Laughter", along with 'Hollywood Hogwash', 'Dummin' it Down' and 'Home Improvement'. 'Talk to the Hand' was a show on "prime time" and 'Shut-Your-Gob' was the British show Homer was watching when he pledged money to PBS.

Answer: Kernel Knowledge

Marty: "Next, it's Homer Simpson and his Amazing Redenbacher Dream-Coat, with a number he calls, 'Kernel Knowledge.'" [Homer walks onstage, wearing a jumpsuit covered with corn kernels. Additionally, he has two holsters, with hairdryers.] Homer: [singing to the tune of 'Hot Blooded'] "I'm hot buttered, check it and see! [Homer starts to pop the corn kernels with the hairdryers.] I've got a fever of 453!" [Homer looses the tune as the kernels continue to pop] "Hot, hot, so very hot ..."

Answer: Hartford, Connecticut

North Haverbrook, along with Ogdenville and Brockway were among the cities that Lyle Landley (from "Marge vs. the Monorail") "put on the map."

Answer: heathens

"Today, our town lost what remains of its fragile civility, drowned in a sea of low-fat pudding. We are a town of low-brows, no-brows, and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. Thirty-two bars, but no alternative theater. Thirteen stores that begin with, 'Le Sex.' I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod. We *can* better ourselves!" --Lisa

Answer: take off their shirt

"Well, first of all, we're going to ban such barbaric sports as bullfighting and cockfighting." [crowd cheers] "Also boxing, both, uh, kick and the kinds with the gloves, there." [less cheering] "And hockey, football, push-ups, and anything in general where you have to take off your shirt, which is embarrassing." [crowd murmurs] --Professor Frink

Answer: Pudding Spree Not Enjoyed By All

Lisa opened her article by calling it "An Open Letter to the People of Springfield."