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Homer the Smithers Trivia Quiz

In this memorable season seven episode, "Homer the Smithers", Homer becomes Mr. Burns' assistant!

A multiple-choice quiz by crumbworks. Estimated time: 4 mins.

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Author
crumbworks

Time
4 mins

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Multiple Choice

Quiz #
120,144

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
1958

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Question 1 of 10

1. Who is the drunken fellow that scares Mr. Burns while he is in his car?

Answer: (one word, first name)

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Question 2 of 10

2. While looking for an incompetent replacement, Smithers inputs search criteria such as "lazy", "clumsy", "dim-witted", and "monstrously ugly", how many results does he get? Hint

492

372

9548

714

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Question 3 of 10

3. Complete this line, as said by Smithers: "Now, I realize caring for Mr. Burns seems like a big job, but... actually it's just ______ small jobs." Hint

2,800

2,600

3,200

2,400

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Question 4 of 10

4. When Burns asks Homer for his lunch, he asks for a single pillow of Shredded Wheat, some steamed toast, and an egg from what bird?
Hint

Woodpecker

Dodo

Robin

Blue Jay

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Question 5 of 10

5. Mr. Burns' car gets crushed into a.... what?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 6 of 10

6. How many watts is the light on the desk lamp that prompts Burns to say "What do you think this is, a tanning salon?" Hint

40 watts

60 watts

100 watts

20 watts

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Question 7 of 10

7. Whose phone number is formed by the letters S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S? Hint

Town Hall

Ned Flanders'

Moe's Tavern

Reverend Lovejoy's

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Question 8 of 10

8. According to Burns, what are the final four numbers of the telephone on his office desk? Hint

5784

4732

5246

3842

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Question 9 of 10

9. According to Smithers, how old is Mr. Burns' mother? Hint

138

122

118

147

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Question 10 of 10

10. Finally, what does Homer receive for pushing Burns out of a third story building? Hint

A kick in the groin

Free tickets to an opera

A "Thank You" basket

A week's paid vacation

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Who is the drunken fellow that scares Mr. Burns while he is in his car?

Answer: Lenny

Burns: "You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread."

2. While looking for an incompetent replacement, Smithers inputs search criteria such as "lazy", "clumsy", "dim-witted", and "monstrously ugly", how many results does he get?

Answer: 714

Smithers: "I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me. Perhaps if I searched the employee evaluations for the word "Incompetent"... 714 names? Better be more specific... "lazy", "clumsy", "dim-witted", "monstrously ugly" [same results follow] Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Homer Simpson."

3. Complete this line, as said by Smithers: "Now, I realize caring for Mr. Burns seems like a big job, but... actually it's just ______ small jobs."

Answer: 2,800

Homer's new duties included answering Mr. Burns' phone, preparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs, assisting with his chewing and swallowing, lying to Congress, and some light typing.

4. When Burns asks Homer for his lunch, he asks for a single pillow of Shredded Wheat, some steamed toast, and an egg from what bird?

Answer: Dodo

Homer: "But I think the dodo went extinct..." Burns: "Get going! And answer those phones, install the computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills!"

5. Mr. Burns' car gets crushed into a.... what?

Answer: cube

Homer: "Here are your messages: 'You have 30 minutes to move your car', 'You have 10 minutes', 'Your car has been impounded', 'Your car has been crushed into a cube', 'You have 30 minutes to move your cube'."

6. How many watts is the light on the desk lamp that prompts Burns to say "What do you think this is, a tanning salon?"

Answer: 60 watts

Other errors made by Homer include forgetting to use light starch on Burns' nightcap, and giving him 'Postum', a tax return, and a CRAY supercomputer - all which don't meet his standards.

7. Whose phone number is formed by the letters S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S?

Answer: Moe's Tavern

Burns: "I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon. Moe: "Oh... So you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylon is it? Listen to me, you! When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes, and shove 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!"

8. According to Burns, what are the final four numbers of the telephone on his office desk?

Answer: 5246

Burns: "Ahoy-hoy? No, you have the wrong number. This is 5-2-*4*-6. I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine. Not at all. Ahoy!"

9. According to Smithers, how old is Mr. Burns' mother?

Answer: 122

Smithers: "Mrs. Burns is 122 years old, so try to sound more desiccated. And she doesn't call her son 'Mr. Burns'!"

10. Finally, what does Homer receive for pushing Burns out of a third story building?

Answer: A "Thank You" basket

Bart: "What did you get that for?" Homer: "For knocking Mr. Burns out of a 3rd story window." Bart: "Makes sense to me." Lisa: "Did he die?" Homer: "What am I, a doctor?" Well, that's it! Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed it!

Source: Author crumbworks

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