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Homer's Wisdom Trivia Quiz

More examples that prove my theory that everything I need to know, I learned from "The Simpsons". This quiz will deal with the wise words and (not so) great advice dispensed by everyone's favourite nuclear safety technician, Homer J. Simpson.

A multiple-choice quiz by guitargoddess. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
guitargoddess

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
253,737

Updated
Dec 03 21

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10

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Question 1 of 10

1. Which word completes the following Homer quote?
"Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all sorts of useful things, like, uh... ________." Hint

money

time

America

love

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Question 2 of 10

2. Which is NOT one of Homer's essential phrases needed to get through life? Hint

Cover for me.

No, I'm not drunk, officer.

Oh, good idea, boss!

It was like that when I got here.

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Question 3 of 10

3. Homer once offered some fabulous advice to his kids: "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is ________
________."
What was the lesson?

Answer: (Two Words)

4. We all remember that Homer briefly changed his name to Max Power. As Max, Homer claimed that there are three ways to do something: 'the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!'
When Bart asked if the Max Power way was just the wrong way, Homer replied, "Yeah but ______." Hint

faster

easier

better

handsomer

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Question 5 of 10

5. Which is NOT one of the reasons that Homer thought a woman is a lot like a refrigerator? Hint

6 feet tall

makes ice

300 pounds

gives food

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Question 6 of 10

6. Homer also thought a woman was a lot like a beer. Which is NOT one of the reasons why? Hint

they look good

they're expensive

they smell good

you'd step over your own mother just to get another one

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Question 7 of 10

7. According to Homer, what is the trick to getting out of jury duty? Hint

faking your own death

trying to kill the defendant

hitting on the judge

saying you're prejudiced against all races

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Question 8 of 10

8. Complete the Homer quote: "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just _______." Hint

need another case of beer

stop caring about everything

wish Flanders was dead

want to burn your pants

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Question 9 of 10

9. According to the episode "Homer vs. the 18th Amendment", what is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems?

Answer: (One Word - NOT beer, but something similar)

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Question 10 of 10

10. In accordance with Homer's beliefs, what matters when you participate in sporting events? Hint

how drunk you get

how badly you beat the other team

making someone cry

acting like a big shot

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Which word completes the following Homer quote? "Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all sorts of useful things, like, uh... ________."

Answer: love

This quote comes from "Bart Gets An Elephant". Bart called in for a radio contest in which he was given a choice of prize: $10,000 or an elephant. Homer wanted him to take the money; Bart picked the elephant and named him Stampy.

2. Which is NOT one of Homer's essential phrases needed to get through life?

Answer: No, I'm not drunk, officer.

In "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish", Homer ate Fugu that may have been prepared badly. He thought he was poisoned and was going to die in 24 hours. One of his last things to do was have a man to man talk with Bart, and during that talk, he gave him this advice.

3. Homer once offered some fabulous advice to his kids: "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is ________ ________." What was the lesson?

Answer: never try

In "Burns' Heir", Mr. Burns held auditions for a benefactor to inherit his estate when he dies. Bart and Lisa both tried out and were rejected. Marge asked Homer to console them, and this was what he came up with.

4. We all remember that Homer briefly changed his name to Max Power. As Max, Homer claimed that there are three ways to do something: 'the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!' When Bart asked if the Max Power way was just the wrong way, Homer replied, "Yeah but ______."

Answer: faster

Homer changed his name in "Homer to the Max", because there was a buffoon-like character in a television show named Homer Simpson. He considered other names as well: Rembrandt Q. Einstein, Handsome B. Wonderful, and Hercules Rockefeller. He also changed Marge's name to Chesty Larue, and said that if she didn't like that name she could be Busty St. Claire or Hootie McBoob instead .

5. Which is NOT one of the reasons that Homer thought a woman is a lot like a refrigerator?

Answer: gives food

Bart developed a crush on Laura Powers when she moved into the neighbourhood in "New Kid on the Block". Marge made Homer have a "talk" with Bart about women.

6. Homer also thought a woman was a lot like a beer. Which is NOT one of the reasons why?

Answer: they're expensive

From the same talk in "New Kid on the Block". Homer realized that the refrigerator analogy wasn't working very well.

7. According to Homer, what is the trick to getting out of jury duty?

Answer: saying you're prejudiced against all races

This comes from the episode "Itchy and Scratchy: the Movie". It was just something that Homer randomly told Bart, while they were eating ice cream.

8. Complete the Homer quote: "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just _______."

Answer: wish Flanders was dead

Apu was fired from the Kwik-E-Mart in "Homer and Apu". Homer was trying to make him feel better.

9. According to the episode "Homer vs. the 18th Amendment", what is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems?

Answer: alcohol

This quote was said by Homer. This was the episode in which Prohibition was enacted in Springfield, and by the end of it, everyone realized they needed alcohol.

10. In accordance with Homer's beliefs, what matters when you participate in sporting events?

Answer: how drunk you get

This comes from the episode "Bart Gets An Elephant". Homer told it to Bart... his 10-year old son.

Source: Author guitargoddess

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