"Joey": "Joey and the Fancy Sister" Quiz

Answer: hairy

Glen tried to keep Joey from seeing the picture especially since Joey assumed the fan was female.
Glen: "You got a letter from a fan with a naked picture in it."
Joey: "I'm going to need to see that."
Glen: "I pre-screened this one. It's pretty rough."
Joey: "Glen, if a fan of mine went to the trouble to....Whoa-hah! (Shuddering). Wow...he's hairy."

Answer: Christina Ricci

Christina Ricci just recently turned 25 on February 12th. She, like Drea de Matteo, is of Italian descent. Christina Ricci has been in many big movies such as "Monster" with Charlize Theron, "Sleepy Hollow" with Johnny Depp, and "the Addams Family" movie.

In the "Friends" episode "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister", Mary Angela was the sister that Chandler had made out with initially and could not remember. Then, Mary Teresa was the sister that Chandler made out with after Mary Angela had told her that Chandler had the "softest lips".

In that episode, Mary Teresa was played by Mimi Lieber. K.J. Steinberg played Gina. Holly Gagnier played Mary Angela. Lisa Mellili played Dina and Alex Meneses played Cookie.

Answer: her swimming pool

Gina claimed Mary Teresa was so fancy she was going to keep mentioning her swimming pool.
Gina: "I'll bet she mentions that pool three times before we get to the car."
Joey: "I'll take that bet. How much?"
Gina: "$21.99."
Joey: "The exact cost of a case of Rolling Rock?"
Gina: "That's right."

Answer: Joelle

Michael had no idea Joelle was interested in him until Alex told him.
Michael: (Calling Joelle) "Okay. I got her machine. That's good. Hi Joelle. This is uh...this is Michael. So look, my neighbor was just telling me that I was missing a few signals earlier and that you wanted to go out withe me so I think we should do it! Uh, I mean go out, not have sex. I mean, it would be nice 'cause I'm a virgin. Um, I mean I'm not, I'm not a virgin...I've just never been with a woman. Not thave I've been with a man! I just..." (Alex quickly grabs the phone and hangs up)
Joey: "He's actually getting better."

Answer: Spanish

Mary Teresa thought that Alex was the maid. She ended up firing Alex later because she thought she was stealing silverware.
Alex: "Where's Mary Teresa? I have her laundry."
Joey: "You did her laundry?"
Alex: "Well, she thinks I'm the housekeeper. I don't like conflict. Just please don't tell her that I speak English."
Mary Teresa: "Is that you, Alex?"
Alex: "Un momento, por favor, Miss Mary Teresa!"

Answer: Tina

Joey tried to get Gina and Mary Teresa to talk about other members of the family so that they would stop fighting with each other.
Joey: "What about Tina, huh? What do we hate about her?"
Gina: "Well, she is pretty dumb."
Mary Teresa: "Remember when we told her jelly beans were diet pills?"
Gina: "Oh! She got so fat!"
Mary Teresa: "And then when we told her that jelly beans were birth control pills."
Gina: "Oh! She got so pregnant! She might be the dumbest Tribbiani."

Answer: The house they lived in was rented, not owned.

Mary Teresa thought that Walter was the second most successful waterbed salesman in Bergen County.
Mary Teresa: "Well, you're right. The ring's a fake."
Joey: "Oh."
Mary Teresa: "It's not even cubic zirconia. It's part of a pirate's costume!"

Answer: Hide and Go Seek

Glen was fed up with Mary Teresa. He pointed out that many times he only pretends to be okay with his clients' requests. Joey figured out that some of his past requests have bothered Glen as well.
Joey: "So were you mad when I made you play 'Hide and Go Seek' at the mall?"
Glen: "Only when I was hiding and you forgot and went to a movie."

Answer: small

Joey's plan was to buy an engagement ring for Mary Teresa and claim it was from Walter. He figured that way, the two would get back together and Mary Teresa would stop being dependent on him.
Jewelry salesman: "May I help you?"
Joey: "Yeah. I'd like to buy an engagement ring. Something cheap."
Gina: "But big."
Joey: "But cheap."
Gina: "But a real diamond."
Joey: "Yeah. Yeah. But I don't care if it's cloudy or chipped or stolen from a grave, you know?"
Jewelry salesman: "May I say you two are going to be very happy together."

Answer: She punched him.

Gina was jealous that Joey always doted on Mary Teresa.
Joey: "Are you jealous?"
Gina: "No. I don't need any of that stuff. I can take care of myself. But, you know, every once in awhile it might be nice to be spoiled."
Joey: "Gina, we both know if I nice stuff for you, you'd hit me."
(Gina nods in agreement)