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'MAS*H' - 'Divided We Stand' Quiz

'Divided We Stand' is the first episode of the second season of 'MAS*H'. In it, we are practically reintroduced to the various characters that make the 4077th great. Have fun!

A multiple-choice quiz by thejazzkickazz. Estimated time: 4 mins.

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245,578

Updated
Dec 03 21

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Question 1 of 10

1. General Clayton seems concerned about the mental stability of the people at the M*A*S*H 4077th. Hence, he sends a certain Captain to the 4077th to investigate the psychiatric well-being of the staff there. What is this Captain's surname? Hint

Thompson

Cooper

Millbanks

Hildebrand

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Question 2 of 10

2. Before sending this psychiatric specialist to the 4077th, General Clayton describes several members of the staff there. How does he describe Henry as an administrator? Hint

Completely incompetent

Fair to middlin'

Nincompoopish

Top drawer

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Question 3 of 10

3. General Clayton continues on, discussing the strengths and weaknesses of each member of the 4077th staff. What is the critical word he uses to describe Frank? Hint

Prude

Obnoxious

Bungling

Loud

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Question 4 of 10

4. According to General Clayton, only Henry is supposed to know about this camp psychiatric evaluation.

True

False

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Question 5 of 10

5. Where does Henry discuss matters with Pierce and Trapper, suggesting that the two behave properly so the 4077th staff won't be broken up? Hint

Nurses' quarters

Shower tent

O.R.

Henry's office

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Question 6 of 10

6. Radar helps Henry 'clean up' the camp, in order to make it appear to be a smoothly run place. Which of these tasks has Radar not accomplished? Hint

Hiding all the golf clubs

Mothballing the doctors' still

Covering the hole in the nurses' shower

Burning Klinger's bras

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Question 7 of 10

7. When Henry introduces the psychiatric evaluator to Trapper and Hawkeye, he claims that the Captain is a doctor. What is his specialty, according to Henry? Hint

Proctology

Pediatrics

Oncology

Gynecology

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Question 8 of 10

8. After observing some zany antics at the 4077th, the psychiatric evaluator has come to several conclusions. Specifically, what word does he use to describe the staff members at the hospital? Hint

Berserk

Bohemian

Childish

Animalistic

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Question 9 of 10

9. Just as it seems that the 4077th staff is going to be broken up, wounded soldiers arrive. After watching this crack surgical team at work, the psychiatric evaluator has a different opinion of them. He praises them highly to General Clayton, while at the same time suggesting that they engage in several 'isms', including fetishism and...? Hint

Malapropism

Albinism

Anarchism

Voyeurism

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Question 10 of 10

10. At the end of the episode, we get a rundown of the characters/cast members. Which of these is not mentioned in these closing 'credits'? Hint

Father Mulcahy

Hot Lips

Klinger

Radar

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

Answer: Hildebrand

Captain Hildebrand was played in this episode by actor Anthony Holland, who appeared in such films as 'Midnight Cowboy' and 'Klute'.

2. Before sending this psychiatric specialist to the 4077th, General Clayton describes several members of the staff there. How does he describe Henry as an administrator?

Answer: Fair to middlin'

General Clayton obviously respects Henry, calling him a 'fine surgeon', but he is not so impressed by Henry's leadership skills.

This is the first of four appearances for Herb Voland in 'M*A*S*H' season two episodes. He also appeared in three season one episodes as General Clayton.

3. General Clayton continues on, discussing the strengths and weaknesses of each member of the 4077th staff. What is the critical word he uses to describe Frank?

Answer: Prude

General Clayton actually calls Frank a 'competent' surgeon. Apparently he didn't discuss this with Hawkeye. Clayton is also of the opinion that Frank is a prude. Clayton calls Margaret an 'angel of mercy', which is no surprise considering the fact that the two have a history together!

4. According to General Clayton, only Henry is supposed to know about this camp psychiatric evaluation.

Answer: True

Good luck with that! As if Henry could get anything past Radar, or the doctors for that matter. In fact, Henry himself reveals the secret to his entire staff so that they will be on their best behavior.

5. Where does Henry discuss matters with Pierce and Trapper, suggesting that the two behave properly so the 4077th staff won't be broken up?

Answer: Shower tent

Henry selects the shower tent as a safe, quiet place to hide from the snooping Captain Hildebrand. In the shower tent, he confronts Hawkeye and Trapper, saying, 'For peet's sakes, stop acting like a couple of horses patoots!'

6. Radar helps Henry 'clean up' the camp, in order to make it appear to be a smoothly run place. Which of these tasks has Radar not accomplished?

Answer: Mothballing the doctors' still

Oddly enough, the still stays in the Swamp. Some things are truly sacred. Radar has also spread the news to the rest of the camp that they are to behave in a sane manner while Captain Hildebrand is about. Good luck enforcing it, Henry!

7. When Henry introduces the psychiatric evaluator to Trapper and Hawkeye, he claims that the Captain is a doctor. What is his specialty, according to Henry?

Answer: Gynecology

While Henry says 'gynecology', Hildebrand suggests he's an 'ears, nose and throat' man. In the mess tent, the doctors are on their best behavior. They even suggest that they are planning to open a practice together after the war, with Hawkeye pointing out that Frank will be the parking valet.

8. After observing some zany antics at the 4077th, the psychiatric evaluator has come to several conclusions. Specifically, what word does he use to describe the staff members at the hospital?

Answer: Childish

Hildebrand makes clear that he means 'childish', not 'childlike'. Specifically, he says: 'Not childlike, with its connotations of innocence and joyous abandon, but childish. Delight in petty bickering, summer-camp capers and in general behavior that is ill befitting officers in the United States Army and members of the medical profession.'

Answer: Voyeurism

This quote from Hildebrand says it all: 'In my short stay here I have seen textbook examples of neuroses, psychoses. I have seen voyeurism, fetishism, and a few isms I've never even heard of. And let me tell you this, General. These impossible people are in an impossible place, doing totally impossible work.

They're mad, quite mad, all of them. And the only act I can think of that would be madder still, would be breaking them up.'

10. At the end of the episode, we get a rundown of the characters/cast members. Which of these is not mentioned in these closing 'credits'?

Answer: Father Mulcahy

Oddly enough, Father Mulcahy (William Christopher) is not listed as a 'regular', though he was listed as such during the first season. Fortunately, he would get his just due as the show continued!

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Source: Author thejazzkickazz

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'M*A*S*H' - 'Divided We Stand' Quiz

'Divided We Stand' is the first episode of the second season of 'M*A*S*H'. In it, we are practically reintroduced to the various characters that make the 4077th great. Have fun!

'MAS*H' - 'Divided We Stand' Quiz

'Divided We Stand' is the first episode of the second season of 'MAS*H'. In it, we are practically reintroduced to the various characters that make the 4077th great. Have fun!