'M*A*S*H' - 'None Like it Hot' Quiz

Answer: Abercrombie and Fitch

BJ and Hawkeye claim to have waited six months for their bathtub to arrive. It has taken so long that they have practically forgotten about this order. The bathtub seems to be canvas, but must have some sort of rubber inner lining.

Answer: Xanadu

Specifically, Charles refers to the bathtub as a 'canvas Xanadu' (from Coleridge's poem 'Kubla Khan'). Charles initially plans to bribe Hawkeye and BJ silly for the use of their bathtub, but eventually resorts to blackmail. He suggests that he'll tell the whole camp if not allowed the use of their water paradise.

Answer: Ski boots

Klinger claims that his intention is to die from dehydration or heat prostration, whichever comes first. Naturally, Colonel Potter is skeptical. More importantly, both Radar and the Colonel are annoyed by the tremendous smell eminating from their hirsute friend (and his furry get-up).

Answer: False

Actually, it is Father Mulcahy who is somehow able to sniff out the bathtub. It's actually surprising that the entire camp isn't aware of the bathtub, considering the noise Hawkeye makes while bathing. Not only does he sing 'Anchor's Away' and 'Hawkeye, the Sailor Man' very loudly, he also continuously squeezes his very noisy rubber ducky.

Answer: I want it!

Margaret is actually quite amusing when she first sees the bath, shouting 'I want it!' in rather risible fashion. Margaret claims that she will have a bubble bath, which seems to go against logic considering that a bubble bath would only be useful in a hot bath, would it not?

Answer: 24 hours

If Klinger can wear this rubber reducing suit for a full day in this tremendous heat, Colonel Potter will be convinced that he is truly crazy. 'Prove you're a maniac', says the Colonel. Klinger requests that Radar reserve Toledo Mudhen tickets for him.

Answer: Radar

Radar has come down with tonsillitis, and Hawkeye suggests that the young man try a cool bath. Not surprisingly, Radar already is aware of the bathtub, having signed the shipping order for the item. Radar is somewhat resistant to the idea of taking a bath because he is afraid to remove his clothes, but Hawkeye promises that it will be okay.

Naturally, as soon as Radar gets in the buff and jumps into the tub, half the people in the camp enter the room and marvel over the sight of the bathtub.

Answer: Tom Sawyer

Hawkeye initially is in charge of the operation, but eventually Colonel Potter takes over. During the operation, Hawkeye mentions Tom Sawyer, Becky Thatcher and Injun Joe, all characters from Mark Twain's novel 'Tom Sawyer'. He is alluding to the scene in the cave in that novel.

Answer: Ten boxes of Swiss chocolates

The strawberry ice cream is finagled as per the special request of Radar. Rhoden actually offers the scotch, which Hawk and Beej happily accept. Hawkeye requests the can of Spam as Rhoden drives away, making light of the fact that the disappointed Rhoden claims that he formerly could have 'talked them down to a can of Spam'.

Answer: Margaret

Naturally, Klinger is unable to last the full 24-hour period in his rubber reducing suit. Stripping himself of his fur, he makes a dash for the bathtub, which unfortunately still has Margaret in it. Margaret runs screaming from the tub wrapped only in her towel.

Later, Klinger asks Margaret for a date.

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