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Priests, Priests, Priests! Trivia Quiz


Most of Father Ted's friends (and some enemies) are priests, and many are very distinctive. Can you remember who is who on and off Craggy Island?

A multiple-choice quiz by Trollheart2016. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Time
4 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
381,672
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
204
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Question 1 of 10
1. Who is Ted's nemesis? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. Who is the priest who is "always a great laugh, always doing interesting things", and who is usually interrupted by a call from Ted, which results in his being injured in some way or another? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Who is the most sarcastic priest in Ireland? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. Who is the obnoxious priest who comes to stay (revenge on the part of Bishop Brennan of course) with Ted and Dougal when Jack is sent up to "Jurassic Park"? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. Who is the priest who comes to stay with Ted and Dougal and is so boring they can't stand it, but he ends up being hit by lightning on a crazy golf course, which is anything but boring! Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Who is the annoyingly upbeat priest (played by Graham Norton) Ted and Dougal meet when they go on holiday? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. Who is, or was, "The Dancing Priest"? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Who was the priest who DJ'd at the raffle Ted threw, despite the fact that he only had the one record? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. Who is Father Dick Byrne's Italian star sensation in the All-Priests five-a-side Over 75s Indoor Football Match? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. In season three's "Speed 3", who is the priest, played by Eamon Morrissey, constantly with a pipe in his mouth and always reminiscing about the old days, to Ted's frustration when he is trying to come up with a plan to save Dougal? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Who is Ted's nemesis?

Answer: Father Dick Byrne

Father Dick Byrne is Ted's opposite number, living on the neighbouring Rugged Island with his curate, Cyril, and an older priest who is, I think, never named, though don't quote me on that. Ted thinks it's "very strange, three priests living alone in one parochial house over there", but his biggest insult for Dick Byrne is this: "As priests go, he's a really bad priest." Pow!

Note: Fr Hackett is of course the old priest who lives WITH him, Fr. Chewy Louie is a made-up name guessed by Mrs Doyle when she was trying to work out the name of the mysterious priest in the Christmas special, and Fr. Brian Trendy is a previous persona of the late Dermot Morgan, who of course played Ted. Perhaps inspiration for the writers, subconsciously?
2. Who is the priest who is "always a great laugh, always doing interesting things", and who is usually interrupted by a call from Ted, which results in his being injured in some way or another?

Answer: Father Larry Duff

Example: when Ted thinks of calling Father Larry, he is in on holiday (I think) being held as a hostage at gunpoint. We see his phone ring and the gunmen jumping, the conclusion being obvious as to what happens next!

All the others are incarnations of Larry Hagman or his character from "Dallas". Obviously.
3. Who is the most sarcastic priest in Ireland?

Answer: Father Jessup

Father Jessup answers questions about, for example, if he's helping Bishop Brennan (which he is) with responses like "No, I'm out in space, doing important work for NASA!" His sarcasm confuses Mrs Doyle who, when asking him if he and Bishop Brennan want a cup of tea, is told "No, we'd rather die of thirst!" and is not sure whether or not he is serious.

His sarcasm lands him in hot water though, or actually in Jack's dirty underpants hamper, where no man should venture, and Mrs Doyle, on hearing he wants to be released and remembering that Father Ted advised her to always do the opposite of what Jessup says, leaves him there.
4. Who is the obnoxious priest who comes to stay (revenge on the part of Bishop Brennan of course) with Ted and Dougal when Jack is sent up to "Jurassic Park"?

Answer: Father Fintan Stack

Played by the revered Irish comic, Brendan Grace, Father Stack has an unhealthy interest in Jungle Music, and likes to play it loud.
5. Who is the priest who comes to stay with Ted and Dougal and is so boring they can't stand it, but he ends up being hit by lightning on a crazy golf course, which is anything but boring!

Answer: Father Stone

Nobody would ever want to have Father Stone stay with them! No matter what you suggest, his only response is "no, I'm fine thanks." The worst guest ever, and even worse for Ted when he learns that Fr Stone looks forward every year to his visit to Ted, counting off the days!
6. Who is the annoyingly upbeat priest (played by Graham Norton) Ted and Dougal meet when they go on holiday?

Answer: Father Noel Furlong

He's one of those irritating people who tend to set themselves up as the master of ceremonies, and delight in belittling other people while pretending "it's all just a bit of a laugh". Thankfully, he met his end while holding a screaming competition in a dangerously unstable cave...
7. Who is, or was, "The Dancing Priest"?

Answer: Father Finnegan

He once danced across America for charity. "Got mugged every few miles", according to Ted. He was ALWAYS dancing, but you can't keep that up forever, and he finally succumbed to a heart attack while (you guessed it) dancing.
8. Who was the priest who DJ'd at the raffle Ted threw, despite the fact that he only had the one record?

Answer: Father Billy O'Dwyer

He actually has a large collection of records but forgot them. He did remember one though; it was in his car and had to serve as the entire music for the whole night. It was "Ghost town" by the Specials. It was particularly hilarious when, at the end of the night, as we do here, he played the National Anthem. It was "Ghost town" again.
9. Who is Father Dick Byrne's Italian star sensation in the All-Priests five-a-side Over 75s Indoor Football Match?

Answer: Father Romeo Sensini

"Takes very good care of himself," mutters Father Dick Byrne to Ted, obviously enjoying his rival's discomfort at the unveiling of the aged superstar. "Only needs two nuns to help him out of a chair. Drinks only the finest wines."
10. In season three's "Speed 3", who is the priest, played by Eamon Morrissey, constantly with a pipe in his mouth and always reminiscing about the old days, to Ted's frustration when he is trying to come up with a plan to save Dougal?

Answer: Father Beeching

Father Beeching does not seem to get it at all, being completely oblivious to the danger Dougal is in. He and Father Clarke think the best thing to do is say Mass. Not surprisingly, this does not help at all.
Source: Author Trollheart2016

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