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"Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Quiz!

Homer becomes the teacher of a marriage maintenance course in this classic season five episode!

A multiple-choice quiz by crumbworks. Estimated time: 5 mins.

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crumbworks

Time
5 mins

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Multiple Choice

Quiz #
122,067

Updated
Dec 03 21

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Question 1 of 10

1. What poker hand does Homer have at the beginning of the episode, without realizing it? Hint

royal flush

four of a kind

full house

straight flush

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Question 2 of 10

2. Who is teaching the Tobacco-chewing class? Hint

Willie

Lenny

Otto

Hans Moleman

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Question 3 of 10

3. Complete the line, as said by Homer: "Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class! Look at the way they admire and adore him! That's it. If he can teach a class, ___ can teach a class!"

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 4 of 10

4. When the adult education administrator asks what Homer's area of expertise is, Homer claims specifically that he can tell the difference between butter and margarine.

True

False

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Question 5 of 10

5. Homer says that marriage is a lot like what fruit? Hint

watermelon

banana

orange

apple

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Question 6 of 10

6. After classmates question Marge's dyed hair, Homer claims that Marge has been 'grey as a mule' ever since she was how old? Hint

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Question 7 of 10

7. "I went on for hours, and they were hanging on my every word! I really think I was born to teach." Does Homer say this line to Marge?

Yes

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Question 8 of 10

8. How much did Otto pay to take Homer's successful marriage course? Hint

$1,000

$825

$500

$10,000

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Question 9 of 10

9. Hearing about Homer's absence, who takes the opportunity to hit on Marge and 'move in on his territory'? Hint

Moe

Lenny

Barney

Apu

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Question 10 of 10

10. Complete this line, as said by Homer: "Wait a minute...wait, that's it! I know now what I can offer you that no one else can: ________________________!"

Answer: (Four Words (second word is 'and'))

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What poker hand does Homer have at the beginning of the episode, without realizing it?

Answer: straight flush

Moe: "Ha ha. Come to papa -- wait a minute! You have a straight flush, Homer! You do this every time, you -- oh, you -- oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here."

2. Who is teaching the Tobacco-chewing class?

Answer: Lenny

"See, that 'ping' sound means the spit was on target. Now you try." - Lenny, spitting some tobacco.

3. Complete the line, as said by Homer: "Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class! Look at the way they admire and adore him! That's it. If he can teach a class, ___ can teach a class!"

Answer: he

Homer then corrects himself and says "I mean, I can teach a class!"

4. When the adult education administrator asks what Homer's area of expertise is, Homer claims specifically that he can tell the difference between butter and margarine.

Answer: False

Homer actually claims he can tell the difference between butter and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" to which the administrator says "No you can't, Mr. Simpson! No one can!"

5. Homer says that marriage is a lot like what fruit?

Answer: orange

After Homer eats the orange, there is a scene that is edited out of most syndicated episodes. Here it is... Willy: "If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange-eating class!" (in the orange-eating class, Moleman is teaching) Hans: "The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage."

6. After classmates question Marge's dyed hair, Homer claims that Marge has been 'grey as a mule' ever since she was how old?

Answer: 17

The student who asks this question to Homer is Edna Krapabbel, and it turns out juicy details like this cause his classmates to pay attention attentively!

7. "I went on for hours, and they were hanging on my every word! I really think I was born to teach." Does Homer say this line to Marge?

Answer: No

Homer is actually speaking to the drive-thru box at Krusty Burger, as is shown when the camera pans out.

8. How much did Otto pay to take Homer's successful marriage course?

Answer: $10,000

Woman: "I guess he's run out of stories." Skinner: "What a rip-off." Otto: "I can't believe I paid $10,000 for this course! What the heck was that lab fee for?"

9. Hearing about Homer's absence, who takes the opportunity to hit on Marge and 'move in on his territory'?

Answer: Moe

He even brings her some posies, which are evidently much livelier than the ones Homer gets her later on.

10. Complete this line, as said by Homer: "Wait a minute...wait, that's it! I know now what I can offer you that no one else can: ________________________!"

Answer: complete and utter dependence

Bart: "Look, Dad: I missed you so much that I couldn't concentrate in school and I got an F." Homer: "Hey, this is dated two weeks ago." Bart: "Oh, sorry. Here's a fresh one." Well, that's it! Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed it!

Source: Author crumbworks

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