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'Seinfeld' Analogies Trivia Quiz

We all know that a woman with implants is "like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat". But how many of these other 'Seinfeld' analogies can you identify? If you watch a lot of 'Seinfeld', this shouldn't be a problem.

A multiple-choice quiz by flammablestump. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
flammablestump

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
163,497

Updated
Feb 06 22

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
10820

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 66 (7/10), Guest 49 (7/10), Guest 165 (6/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. What is like getting beaten with a bag of oranges? Hint

Bania's act.

Watching "The English Patient".

Reading acting scenes with Isabel.

Miss Rhode Island singing.

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Question 2 of 10

2. What is like knocking over a coke machine? Hint

Getting soup from the Soup Nazi.

Getting married.

Breaking up.

Postponing getting married.

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Question 3 of 10

3. What is like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion? Hint

Newman doing a cannonball into the pool, and landing on Ramon.

Elaine dancing.

Coughing naked.

Gouging fat, like killer Kowalski.

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Question 4 of 10

4. What is like Coco Chanel going out with a fish monger? Hint

Jerry going out with a woman with an annoying laugh.

Jerry going out with a woman exactly like him.

Jerry going out with a woman who never laughs.

Kramer going out with anyone.

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Question 5 of 10

5. What is like having a circus in your mouth? Hint

Eating Kung Pao chicken.

Eating someone's discarded pecan.

Eating Macanaw peaches.

Eating mangos from Joe's.

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Question 6 of 10

6. What is like asking for someone's canteen in the desert? Hint

Asking for someone's cashmere sweater in a drafty apartment.

Putting in 'low-flow' shower heads.

Asking to borrow Kramer's meat slicer.

Asking for a square of toilet paper.

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Question 7 of 10

7. What is like a big budget movie with a story that goes nowhere? Hint

Puddy's new move.

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Bania's act.

Kramer's pants story.

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Question 8 of 10

8. What is like a spider in the toilet, struggling for survival? Hint

The New York Mets.

Golden Boy.

Independent George.

The Dream Cafe.

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Question 9 of 10

9. What is like a creature out of Greek mythology? Hint

The pig-man.

Getting 'toe-thumbs' after a tractor accident.

Man-hands.

Ray McKigney, the hand model.

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Question 10 of 10

10. What is like a Siegfried and Roy trick? Hint

George trying to switch places with Bonnie's roommate.

Jerry's move.

Jerry trying to switch from dating one roommate to dating the other one.

Cloning sheep.

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What is like getting beaten with a bag of oranges?

Answer: Bania's act.

From "The Fatigues". Abby sees Bania's act, and wonders why he's just so obsessed with Ovaltine.

2. What is like knocking over a coke machine?

Answer: Breaking up.

From "The Voice". Jerry thinks Elaine will be getting back together with Puddy, because breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you've got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

3. What is like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion?

Answer: Coughing naked.

From "The Apology". Jerry is explaining the difference between good naked and bad naked. When one coughs, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's a turn-off, man.

4. What is like Coco Chanel going out with a fish monger?

Answer: Jerry going out with a woman with an annoying laugh.

From "The Bubble Boy". Jerry is dating a woman who sounds like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer. 'You know, 'cause she's with all the perfumes, and a fish monger's... pretty bad smell.'

5. What is like having a circus in your mouth?

Answer: Eating Macanaw peaches.

From "The Doodle". The Macanaw peaches are from Oregon, and are only ripe for two weeks a year. They make your taste buds come alive.

6. What is like asking for someone's canteen in the desert?

Answer: Asking for a square of toilet paper.

From "The Stall". Jerry's girlfriend refuses to give Elaine a square of toilet paper. Because sometimes a square is everything.

7. What is like a big budget movie with a story that goes nowhere?

Answer: Puddy's new move.

From "The Fusilli Jerry". 'No, David, please. Not the knuckle...'

8. What is like a spider in the toilet, struggling for survival?

Answer: The Dream Cafe.

From "The Cafe". Even though you know he's not going to make it, you kind of root for him for a second. And then you flush.

9. What is like a creature out of Greek mythology?

Answer: Man-hands.

From "The Bizarro Jerry". Part woman, part horrible beast.

10. What is like a Siegfried and Roy trick?

Answer: George trying to switch places with Bonnie's roommate.

From "The Label Maker". George thinks a grown woman who has a male roommate is unnatural. It's an abomination!

Source: Author flammablestump

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