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1. 'Hi Tom, here is some breaking news. A little boy died last night as a result of an accident at a local theme park. The owner is reported as saying that he died all the time anyway. The family is suing the owner, who is already delinquent in back taxes. South Park News, a midget in a bikini reporting.'
2. 'Yes, we're just getting reports that a kid in an orange hood, who it appears had recently befriended a notorious criminal, has been shot by a SWAT team. Remember to eat Snacky Smores.'
3. 'There's not much to report here, except that a young man who mumbles a lot has survived several perilous exploits in order to see the end credits for the only time this series. However, one of his friends caused a row because his mother didn't want him to be in a school play. Did you get that?'
4. 'This is the Latino man with the gravy stains on his lapel, reporting on a shocking incident yesterday afternoon when a third grader at South Park Elementary was killed in a shop class accident. The violent death was witnessed by his teacher, Mr. Adler, who added that the dying boy appeared to speak in the voices of some of his dead relatives! Well weird here on Channel 7, where we will now show you pictures of puppies from around the world.'
5. 'The little town of South Park is reeling with the news that, while on a trip to a foreign country, students in the school's third grade witnessed not only the death of young Kenny McCormick, but also his resurrection by his girlfriend! However, I've just received news that this item is no longer interesting, so it's back to our re-run of 'She's the Sheriff', starring Suzanne Somers!'
6. 'While on a visit to South Park, Colorado to award a prize for an essay contest, Kathy Lee Gifford saw a boy in a parka speared on a flag pole and slide down it. However, at least she was unharmed, as a vicious hand puppet had attempted to assassinate her.'
7. 'Happy Halloween! The rampage caused by the hoodlum zombie from the poor side of town ended with the discovery of the cause of his demise: Worcestershire Sauce in his veins. It had apparently been used as a substitute for embalming fluid, and, because he was the original zombie, his best friend had to kill him. All the top stories and even some quite boring ones, too.'
8. 'I'm reporting from the scene of the exodus of all the rich people in South Park. They were scared away by a lower case T on fire and by all the ghosts that appeared to be running around. Oh, and by the way, Kenny died again, but we don't know how. All we saw were his friends dragging him along on a sled covered in rats!'
9. 'Merry Christmas! Channel 4 is now bringing you the celebrations live from Colorado, where the three friends from the show have succeeded in bringing Christmas to Iraq. Oh, and Jesus died - December 25th will now be a memorial to him. And I nearly forgot - Kenny McCormick returned at the end of the programme.'
10. 'And finally, brave Kenny has once more been executed, this time in another foreign country, at Saddam Hussein's hideout! Yes, he was blown apart by a laser purporting to be a wizard. However, he will be back for the next series, as this is the only time he has died in this one. Handing you back to the newsroom.'
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