"South Park" - "Over Logging" Trivia Quiz

Answer: watching porn

Though Randy had told his wife that he needed to do all the other things, when she told him there was only time for one thing before bedtime, Randy decided to use that precious internet time to watch porn!

Answer: Starbucks

The Marsh family had gone to the Broflovski house hoping to use their internet, only to find that their internet wasn't working either. Stan suggested going to Starbucks, since they had "free internet." The two families thought that was a great idea and all piled into Gerald's car.

Answer: television

They were a little lost at first, asking, "What did we used to do to get the news before the internet?" Then Randy thought to check the television, and all the townsfolk broke through the storefront of a TV dealership to see what they could learn. Unfortunately, the news anchors were only saying that they couldn't report the news because they had no internet!

Answer: 8 days

After 8 days, Randy was huddled on the couch fighting a cold, wishing he could log onto Web MD to see why he was sick. When it was clear that Shelley was also going over the edge, Randy determined it was time to move his family in the hopes of finding internet somewhere.

Answer: The Grapes of Wrath

Just like the Joads in search of work, Randy loaded up his family and "headed out Californee way" to find "some internet." Along the way, the Marsh family encountered other transients seeking internet, and when they got to California, they were forced to live in a large camp with all the other internet-seekers.

Answer: NetZero

Randy tried to ask if the camp had internet, but the impersonal staffer was only concerned with checking people in. Randy gave his information and allowed himself to be ushered to his campsite.

Answer: in a desert

The news finally received a fax informing them, "The government has sent their best people to the internet in order to repair it." Sure enough, a fleet of military helicopters landed in the desert, unloading a number of government officials who informed the scientists on site, "The President is very angry that his internet still isn't working."

Answer: vomit

Randy pleaded with the man, saying, "Once you [masturbate] to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't exactly go back to 'Playboy'!" The staffer had no sympathy for Randy and told him to "get lost." However, Randy wasn't the only man at the camp with his particular problem, and somebody had already found a way to make money off of it!

Answer: Kyle

Kyle saw the blinking orange light and realized that they should just unplug the internet and plug it back in. He was brought to the internet and did just that, fixing the internet for everyone!

Answer: no

They had an awkward meeting and determined to email one another once they got back home. Shelley seemed thrilled to keep her romance confined the cyberspace.