What Do You Know About Antonia? Multiple Choice Quiz | Television

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1. What is not one of Antonia's common phrases?

Answer: "Fooled you."

Antonia sometimes says 'yes' or 'okay' when she's told to do something, but she never does it.

2. Which "MadTV" actor has often had the misfortune of working with Antonia in many of the "Antonia" skits?

Answer: Phil Lamarr

In the skit where Phil Lamarr (who is trying to teach Antonia to play blackjack, but having no luck) has a heart attack, he reminisces of past experiences of working with Antonia, and blames his heart attack on the trouble she's caused him.

3. When Antonia gets a job at the anti-suicide hotline, the guy training her calls her and pretends to be people who are going to commit suicide. How many times does he call her?

Answer: 4

First he pretended to be someone with vodka and barbiturates. The second time, he tells her he has a gun to his head. The third time he tells her he's on a bridge, and the fourth time, he didn't specify what he was going to do, he just told her he was going to kill himself.

4. During the skit at the anti-suicide hotline, the hotline worker calls Antonia and tells her he's on a bridge. What does she tell him?

Answer: Nothing, she hangs up on him

Hotline worker: "You hung up!"
Antonia: "He was on a bridge."
Hotline worker: "What difference does that make?"
Antonia: "You know."

It was never determined what 'you know', according to Antonia, was.

5. When a real caller calls Antonia at the anti-suicide hotline, Antonia asks for his address. What is it?

Answer: 4455 Nelson Drive

During the last call the hotline worker made, when Antonia thought he was really going to kill himself, she picked up a mug off her desk and was going to hit him in the head with it. When she got the address from the real caller, she picked up her mug again and walked off.

The hotline worker asked her where she was going, and she replied, "4455 Nelson Drive." The hotline worker told the caller to get out of his house.

6. When Antonia worked in an apparel store, she was told to make a sign that read "Help wanted, apply within", but she kept getting it wrong. First she wrote "Help wanted, apples within", then she wrote "No apples" with a sad face on the end, then she wrote "This one's wrong too". Did she get the message right on the fourth try?

Answer: Yes

She didn't write it on the sign, somehow she put herself on the sign, when her boss came out, Antonia said on the sign, "Help wanted, apply within", and her boss ran off thinking Antonia was a witch. Antonia then said "I am the winner" and started doing a dance while she was still in the sign.

7. When Antonia worked as a nurse in the hospital, she was supposed to take a baby to the mother, played by Alex Borstein. Antonia kept doing something wrong, she brought the woman the wrong babies, the babies' name bracelets, and some people that weren't babies. In the end, did the mother get her baby?

Answer: No

After Antonia brought herself in wrapped in a blanket trying to resemble a baby, the woman got out of bed to go look for her daughter. Antonia laid down in the bed, and a nurse came in with the baby and gave her to Antonia, mistaking her for the girl's mother.

8. When Antonia appeared in a commercial for her new perfume, what famous woman did she parody?

Answer: Marilyn Monroe

Antonia appeared in a white dress that the skirt flew up like Marilyn Monroe's. Antonia coughed and complained that she couldn't breathe.

9. What was Antonia's complaint about her perfume?

Answer: It smelt bad and it burnt

Antonia said "Smell me please", and then she smelt the perfume and it made her sneeze. She said, "Woo, that smells bad", then she put it on her neck and added, "Ow, and it burns...get it off."

10. When Antonia saw a psychiatrist, they did a word association. After trying it a couple of times, the psychiatrist suggested they try again, but they would not use what words?

Answer: Rainbow and man

First the psychiatrist said "rainbow", and Antonia repeated it. Then they tried again, he said "man", and Antonia said "rainbow" again. Then the psychiatrist said "anger", and Antonia started to say "rainbow" again, but she tried to stop at "rain". The psychiatrist asked her if she was about to say "rainbow" again and she said "yes..."

11. After getting nowhere with Antonia, the psychiatrist did something to quickly end their session. What did he do?

Answer: Pull the fire alarm

Psychiatrist: "Oh would you look at that, of all the luck! Well, I guess we'll just have to reschedule for sometime after the fire."
Antonia: "Okay..."
Psychiatrist: "Well you will have to go now, because we don't want to get burned!"
Antonia: "No sir!"
Psychiatrist: "Are you coming?!"
Antonia: "Yes..."
*The psychiatrist walks out the door and Antonia just keeps sitting in her chair, clutching her fists...Finally the psychiatrist barges through the door a moment later.*
Psychiatrist: "Fire!"
Antonia: "Rainbow!"

12. When Antonia came across a British guard, she saw he wasn't moving and decided to do something to make him laugh. What was one of the things that she did?

Answer: Told a knock-knock joke

First Antonia did a face like she was going to sneeze, then she did a spit take, then she did a knock-knock joke, using her hand as the second person, then she pretended to be in a sail boat and rowed out of view. Then she got on top of the guard and looked down, and she appeared with a cane and a top hat and did a fast and hyper dance, when that failed, she tried "got your nose" on the guard, and still nothing, so she left.

After she'd left, the guard started giggling, saying, "she's got my nose, ha!" Then Antonia came back and yelled "busted!"

13. When a blackjack dealer was trying to teach Antonia how to play blackjack, she told him "hit me" until she had 20 cards. He told her the only way they could be under 21 would be if they were all aces. Were they?

Answer: No

Antonia put her cards down and the dealer told her she had over a hundred, and Antonia replied, "blackjack!"

14. The blackjack dealer had a heart attack after talking with Antonia. She got his briefcase that he kept his pills in, but couldn't open the briefcase because it had a combination on it. What was the combination?

Answer: 8621

Antonia remembered the first two numbers of the combination. Then the blackjack dealer told her "2-1" and Antonia yelled "blackjack!"

15. When Antonia was a trainee at World of Eats, everything she was supposed to do was wrong. What was not one of the things that she did?

Answer: Dropped her shoes in the grease trap

A customer came in and ordered a burger and some fries. Antonia grabbed a burger and took a bite out of it. Her trainer got another burger and asked what was wrong with it. Antonia put a tray over the burger, then she grabbed a container of fries and shook them everywhere. The customer also ordered an orange drink. Antonia squeezed the cup, causing the drink to spill out, then she put the straw in her mouth and blew air out of it. When the customer asked how much, Antonia opened the register, held out the money and asked, "this much?" The customer took the money and left the restaurant. After fighting with Antonia, her trainer suggested they go home, get some sleep, then come back in the morning and start over. Antonia got on the counter and went to sleep, resting her head on a burger.
Trainer: "Is that your bed?"
Antonia: "No..."
Trainer: "Then why are you sleeping there?"
Antonia: "I don't know..."

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What Do You Know About Antonia? Quiz

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