Who said what on "Gilmore Girls"? Quiz

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1. Who sings, "A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing"?

Answer: Zach

In the episode titled "Face Off" Hemp Alien are in Lorelai's garage practicing when Zach sings the line "A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing." The reason for such a lyric is because when Mrs. Kim sees Dave, Zach and Brian in the car Dave tells her that they are a Christian band. Mrs. Kim tells them maybe they can play at her house sometime, and they learn certain hymns to play.

2. "Oh, I've always wanted to have an affair with a gardener. Apparently that's very 'in' now." Who says this to Lorelai?

Answer: Marilyn

This episode titled "Wedding Bell Blues" is when Richard and Emily have a vow renewal. Lorelai introduces Luke to her cousin Marilyn and then Marilyn pulls Lorelai aside to ask if he is a gardener. After Lorelai says "Um, no, he owns a diner", Marilyn says that quote.

3. In the episode "They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?" who asks, "You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?"?

Answer: Taylor

This is the episode of the 24 hour dance marathon where Luke has set up a table for coffee. When Taylor finds out he is charging he says, "You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?" and Luke replies, "If he asked for a free cup of coffee, Gimpy's goin' down."

4. Who says, "Look at you. All you need is six dancing penguins and Mary Poppins floating in the corner to bring back two of the worst hours of my childhood."?

Answer: Luke

This quote comes from Luke in the season 4 premiere, "Ballrooms and Biscotti". Luke realizes that Taylor put a window in-between his diner and Taylor's new Ice Cream Shoppe. Lorelai and Rory are outside eating a biscotti while Taylor and Luke fight.

5. Rory says, "I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down" to Lorelai. Who is she talking about?

Answer: Paris

This quote is Rory's response to Lorelai asking if Paris ever sleeps, during the episode "The Bracebridge Dinner". During this dinner, Paris can't help but constantly point out the "inconsistencies" in what the waiters are wearing saying they aren't "era appropriate".

6. Kirk asks "Are you ignoring me?" and who answers "Since you were old enough to walk, Kirk"?

Answer: Miss Patty

This conversation between Kirk and Miss Patty happens in the episode "Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels" when Taylor puts Kirk in charge of the annual Stars Hollow Firelight Festival. Taylor is snowed in at a relative's house and isn't sure he can make it home in time.

7. Who says this to Rory? "Hey, Rory, if you're gonna completely ignore me, I might as well go hang out with my ex-girlfriend. Same thing."

Answer: Glenn

Glenn says this to Rory when she is not paying attention at her Yale cafeteria ID swiping job in the episode titled "The Incredible Sinking Lorelais". After this, Rory says sorry and Glenn responds by saying, "Everyone's gonna be sorry one day. Everyone!"

8. "Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself. Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it Gilmore, give 'em back their balls!" Who says this to Rory?

Answer: Finn

In "But Not As Cute As Pushkin", Rory is in a class when Colin and Logan bust in expressing their "love" for her. Later, Finn comes in dressed as a British police officer and blows his whistle to stop the guys. Finn then says this quote to Rory, who gets embarrassed... especially because a girl from Chilton, who wants to look at colleges, is with her.

9. In the episode titled "Presenting Lorelai Gilmore", who says, "Are you two completely out of your mind? There is a ceremony going on in there. Young girls in ugly dresses and stupid fans are parading around in circles for God knows what reason, and you two are ruining it."?

Answer: Lorelai

Lorelai says this to her parents Emily and Richard because they are fighting at the Debutante Ball where Rory is about to debut. The reason that they are fighting is because Richard is upset that he was taken off an account and he knows they are trying to "phase him out" of the company.

10. While eating at Luke's diner who asks Lorelai, "Get yourself a wink-winker?"?

Answer: Zach

In "A Messenger, Nothing More", Zach and Brian get free fries from Lane at Luke's Diner but instead of just asking for them by name, Zach asks for "wink-winkers". Lane's response to both him and Brian is, "Look, I told you guys I'd throw you free fries - not a big deal since they're usually the ones we wind up throwing out anyway from making too many, which means you don't have to call them wink-winkers or nudge-nudgies or know-what-I-meanies or anything else in verbal code, especially if it's cute-cutesy".

Source: Author paintedbird

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